MC Frontalot - First World Problem [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Artist: MC Frontalot
Song: First World Problem
Album: Zero Day
Director: Shawna Mills

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Lyric:

Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it's empty.
MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting,
ending up uncaged and at large
to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge
of every drip of your attention.
Yo, when mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention
my disappointment at the interruption of convenience.
I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this
couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later.
It's an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators
of my leisure rule with an iron fist.
Has anybody ever been so put upon as this?

Your GPS run out of battery (first world problem)
Got to wake up Saturday (first world problem)
You just delayed a honeymoon (first world problem)
Pledge season's coming soon (first world problem)
Half your friend list is spam accounts (first world problem)
And your center channel speaker's out (first world problem)

Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
and I'm struggling to keep this in perspective,
but I feel like a massive injustice occurred.
Says "regrows hair" on the tube (in the words)
in a third — or maybe a quarter — of all users.
I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is?
Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured.
Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order?
'Cause I can't comb my hair on my own no more.
I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore
and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue.
Muffy, Muffy, there's a revolution; what we're gonna do?

Misplaced the Ambien (first world problem)
Left a participle dangling (first world problem)
You're scheduling your root canal (first world problem)
Your grad schooling had no rationale (first world problem)
You didn't like your appetizer (first world problem)
Your yacht got capsized (a first world problem)

Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle,
you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle.
Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em.
You can laugh about it later (maybe needed while despairing).
For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn't get it;
there was no TV set when you jetted; internet resetted
itself just as I was in the middle
of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal
interruption. Completely ruined my day.
MC Frontalot's a jackass, that's all I'm trying to say.
People buy CDs in these days of disaster,
so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper.

No bubbles in the soda cup (first world problem)
App crashed when you loaded up (first world problem)
Phone's OS is outta date (first world problem)
Colors won't calibrate (first world problem)
They never stock the snack you want (first world problem)
Caught herpes from a celebutante (first world problem)

Got wallhacked in PVP (first world problem)
Oh no, HD-DVD (first world problem)
Pixels aren't perfect square (first world problem)
Your favorite rapper isn't debonair (first world problem)
You own too many underwear (first world problem)
And you're not much of a millionaire (first world problem)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• mc frontalot
• frontalot
• mc
• nerdcore
• hip-hop
• 1WP
• first
• world
• problems
• luxury
• happiness
• bellyaching

[Leekduck]

Top rated comment is a reply to an unseen comment, first world problem

[527rubbertoe]

highest resolution is 360p... first world problem

[MrMaryjaneToker]

0:12

[MartynReave]

hey guys, i doubt anyone cares but i have nothing to lose by trying. yes, i know its generic as everyone on youtube is asking to check out their rap channel, but if you have a few minutes to spare wether you wanna legitimately check out my music or visit my page to laugh at how bad you assume i am, it would be much appreciated if you checked my shit out. thanks

[mycommentaccount1911]

@dakota946 If you're going to troll, at least make sure you're over 12, you know English, and you have more than half a brain.

[dakota946]

your song fucking sucks i want you to fucking die your a mother fuker good for noyhing loser with no life fuck fuck fuckedey fuck fuck you

[TimmyTookOverCanada]

My comment doesn't become top comment, First world problem

[riptide880]

Cant find replay button: First World Problem

[chewbaccapasto]

the best rapper in america right now is a huge nerd. First world problem

[IXB34RXI]

Saw him perform this live with the rhythm section of Wheatus in Aberdeen, Scotland back in the fall... Me & my buddy were literally the only ones who seemed to get it, nobody else was laughing.

[xROBERTxDAVISx]

my friend linked me another video....first world problem

[Idontwantacoolname]

@unicoooooooooooooorn Great. I would be disappointed of some would give a shit.