Lebron To The Mavs - Bron Bron Song (Come on Lebron Put Your Maverick Jersey On) HD

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1. The chance to play with J Kidd and The Big German. Kidd is the ultimate teammate, a veteran who has guided teams to the Finals. LeBron, you already know how much fun it is to play with Kidd as you've already won a Gold Medal with him. And the chance to play with an MVP like Dirk who demands so much attention on the offensive end will be an unbelievably unique opportunity for a guy who's used to seeing waves of defenders without having anyone to help shoulder the load. Heavy lifter, meet heavy lifter you'll find you have much in common.

2. Dudes who want to be billionaires like kicking it with billionaires. That's why you, King James, sought out Warren Buffet at such a young age. You like making money and respect dudes who have it. Guess what Mark Cuban has? You know this and we like that you know this.

3. No State Income tax. Dudes who want to be billionaires get there faster but not wasting it on stupid stuff like State Income Tax, nawmean?

4. JerryWorld. LeBron, you love the Dallas Cowboys. That's a fine choice. You also love big stages. You enjoyed that big All-Star weekend, didn't you? I think you enjoyed that very much. Jerry is down with you enjoying it all the time. So when you're not learning how to be a billionaire from Mark you can go watch Cowboy Games with Jerry or play some regular season games in that building if you'd like. That is, if you have time to do incredibly cool awesome stuff. Like ballin' in the First Wonder of the Sports World.

5. Full money dude. One of the ways you can get to be a billionaire is by not turning down $30 million when it's sitting on the table. That's the difference in signing with the Cavs and somebody else. But you don't want to stay in Cleveland. And you really think Dan Gilbert is going to do a sign-and-trade within his own Conference? C'mon man, let's be realistic. You think he's going to send you to Chicago? Craig Ehlo does not approve and dare we say that he might just resort to violence. He's not stable, that Craig Ehlo. Don't tempt him LeBron James, just sayin'.

6. Win now, LeBron James. You've been fartin' around in Cleveland your whole life and you've got one trip to the Finals to show for it. New York? I've seen the formula for a Championship and it does not include Danilo Gallinari and Wilson Chandler as two of your top four players. Chicago? Your second highest paid teammate will be an injury prone dude who plays your position. Just wait till the kids who are good need to get paid. And by the way, that will ALWAYS be somebody else's franchise. New Jersey? That was impressive how they escaped being the worst team ever. Rebuilding is fun why not waste your prime teaching kids how to win. Should be fun, if not altruistic. Miami? D Wade really likes you, just not as much as he likes having the ball in his hands on every single possession. You'll make a wonderful spot-up shooter. Everybody else? Whatever. Dallas? Hope you like rings, LeBronhope you like a lot of rings!

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[Exarion1117]

ROFL Mavs whooped the Heats ass...Good thing he didnt come to Dallas hahahaha

[soulfaith07]

He could've finally gotten his ring. Shame shame. Haha.

[motorolarizrz3]

that is what you get lebron!!!!

[JimmyNarutoFan]

Due to Mavs, they could not agree on a final ageement,  now its a lock out. -_-

[MyDallas17]

I like this song...We dont need him we won haha lebron bad choice

[FreshZerglings]

haha we dont even need Lebrick!!!

[Svenskivsk]

I remember watching this and I won't lie I was pretty excited, but hey we won and they lost so I think that says everything right there

[courtsidetix]

The Miami Heat are now officially known as the Cryami Heat. lol!

[mikerelli50]

Sorry Lebron, you could have gotten your ring!

[1lastshot1lastmiss]

he went to heat mr. gay

[jose214gonsalez]

The Mavs don't need Lebron nd we r about to prove it in game 6..j Kidd d Nowitzki s Marion da jet..we got our own beast ass players