HOW TO FRENCH GOOD!

Necrocoulrophobia - The fear of dead or dying clowns (mimes) effects 1 in 7500 people. It is very real. You should get your self checked by seeing your family dead or dying clown.. if your horrified.. you have it.

Also i should hope this video is taken light heartedly as a parody or spoof of the worlds assumptions of us canadians. At this point id like to point out part of my moms side of the family is french canadian (smelly pits and all).. just kidding.. they don't smell.

As far as I know this is the first video to offer French Canadian Subtitles! French Canadian differs slightly from regular french. JUST CLICK CC.

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If the subtitles don't work for you here are the scripts

FRENCH
Allo
Il y en a beaucoup de gens qui pense ke je parle francais parfetement a cause que je suis Canadien
Alor maintenent ces le temp que je vous prouve que ces vrai - et mettre cet 9ieme education en place
Alor on y vas
Allo Je m'appel Matt
Il est , Elle est , Nous somme.
un, deux, sept , Ils est
chat chien arbre maison
Francais Maximum atteint !

FRENCH CANADIAN
Allo
Il y en a beaucoup de gens ki pense ke jparle francais parfetement a cause ke jsui Canadien
Alor maintenent ces le temp ke jvous prouve ke ces vrai - et mettre cet 9e education en place
Alor on y vas
Allo Jm'appel Matt
Il est , Elle est , Nous somme.
un, deux, sept , Ils est
chat chien arbre maison
Francais Maximum atteint

ENGLISH
Hey guys
alot of people think because im canadian i speak perfect french
So its time to prove them all .. right.. and put this grade 9 french education to work
HERE WE GO
Hello my name is matt
he is, she is, we are,
one, two, seven, they are
cat dog tree house
MAXIMUM FRENCH ACHIEVED!

I REALIZED I CUT OUT THE "HERE WE GO PART" IT SEEMED TO "DORA THE EXPLORER"

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[hammywammy07]

No top comment? This is my chance....ummmmm bread

[830Wishmaster038]

Hahaha. Nice try to speak french (:

[Judesmile]

Cet émo ma laissé de glace...

[sadisticdinner]

Oh my goodness, those subtitles.

[Sasura1999]

canadians must speak french and then they speak english so every canadian soeaks french

[KiraFangAlphaFemale]

I thought this had something to do with "frenching" (french kissing)..... how bout u teach us that? eh?

[MelMel5643]

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est.

[TheRickdu29]

I am french and i don't understand a single word

[themtm11]

matt, it's actually "le sandwich invisible" not la invisible sandwich ! nice try btw

[Bozo81096]

Now I know how to french the goodest, eh hem:

"où est l'avant-bras chat?"

[thecoolcrew1231]

eh bien, looks like you finally know french tres bien! a demain, mon ami

[teton798]

I DEMAND ADULT SIZED CAPRI SUNS!!!!