mc chris - Neville *Lyrics*

I am the chosen one
No need to hold a gun
I take you there like a Double Decker bus does
I am a Gryffindor
Stand up to Voldemort
I break it up like it was horcruxes

Loved by the kitchen staff I'm why the Weasleys laugh
Know my way around in fact I memorized marauders map
If you have to ask what its like and how longs it last
Kinda sorta felt like wearing a flaming sorting hat
Name is Neville, Im a rebel, dont worry about detention
Did I fail to mention that my specialties suspension
As in getting lifted Im a hippy comes to Hogwarts hookups
Im the kid you look up when you feel like getting shook up
I got cockroach clusters I got them chocolate frogs
I got every flavor made by that babe Bertie Botts
I got what you want
I got what you need
I got those wizzy beats so fizzy you say wizard please
Im summoned with a spell cause pagers are prohibited
You can go to hell if you think my times unlimited
Ill meet you by the willow kid if you prefer the forest
Just bring that goblin gold and dont wake Mrs. Norris *what*

I am the chosen one
No need to hold a gun
I take you there like a Double Decker bus does
I am a Gryffindor
Stand up to Voldemort
I break it up like it was horcruxes

They say that I am lacking and I aint up to snuff
Snapes always on my case cause he secretly sucks
Its hard remembering stuff I think my brain has been wiped
Like I might have seen some shit that would scar you for life
So they think that Im a fuck up and its brilliantly clever
So many things I cant remember like wheres my toad Trevor
Can I ask for the password I fear I have forgotten
Call me Neville longbottom I leave every bong rotten
Love treacle, buckbeak elf eye to Ireland
Meet me at the One Eyed Witch or Room of Requirement
Step back catch a cactus blast of my stinksap
Chill Dumbledore is down in fact he likes a fat sack
If you want a break from the stress and the studies
Holler at youre buddy and Ill make you feel funny
Im the pudgy pure blood packin unicorn power
Up in the highest tower where I fire up my flowers

*coughing*
This is stupid guys...
This is stupid...were wasting our money
We should be using magic

I am the chosen one
No need to hold a gun
I take you there like a Double Decker bus does
I am a Gryffindor
Stand up to Voldemort
I break it up like it was horcruxes

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• mc chris
• neville
• harry potter
• part six part two

[iloveyouJolei]

@thecharredremain I did read all the books. And I know Neville is a background character. But he does describe Neville correctly.

[thecharredremain]

@iloveyouJolei I was agreeing with you love. And replying, in kind, to the other person. 

[iloveyouJolei]

@xxsweetheart56xx yeah he does, did you not read the story? The chosen one could've been Neville or Harry.

[thecharredremain]

@iloveyouJolei Yeah, the books go a lot more into it but basically Neville is sort of like a 'background main character'. Check out the Harry Potter wiki or read all of the books because they're soooo good! WAY more fun to watch the movies, then read the books. It's like 7 books worth of DVD extras haha

[hxcAMBERhxc]

Either he made two versions of the same song, or someone else made this... whichever case it is; the other version is better.

[thecharredremain]

@hxcAMBERhxc He actually did make two versions of this song; I believe it was an initial version an then an album release. This is the album release. Sorry you were less than pleased.

[thecharredremain]

@bukwurm16 it's just one guy - mc chris. He's pretty amazing indeed

[thegoldenarmy0495]

extremely awsome :D

[AnonymousAgentx]

Absolutely friggin genius! This is the kind of stuff that defines nerdcore as a genre

[DarkScarlet1001]

OMG too cool for this world xDDD

[RhoneRH1]

THere is a second version on Apple tummy.

[hxcAMBERhxc]

@thecharredremain Eh, it's bound to happen even with someone's most favored artists :-) I just don't really dig the whole sort of... ska sound.

[thecharredremain]

@proudravenclaw95 In book 7, it says he becomes the Herbology teacher at Hogwarts later hahaha