I'm fake

How I'm completely fake and should learn how to be real

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• genderqueer
• queer
• lesbian
• butch
• gender
• real
• fake

[HaydenShyBoi]

gosh, you seem so real to me.........

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@HaydenShyBoi

Thanks mate!

[RobTFirefly]

Don't despair so; this condition of yours is perfectly treatable. After proper re-education including constant application of popular magazines and other approved media, you'll surely find yourself perfectly willing and able to be forced into a life which fits into any of the two or less acceptable societal roles available to you (in accordance with the standard rules and regulations.)

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@RobTFirefly

Thank you! Thank you for such kind words, they really do give me a sense of hope. Why it just so happens that I have a people magazine right here! A new and exciting me awaits.. 

[flyer11234]

don't feel bad...my grandpop called me "Jake the Fake" when I was a kid...

[tiresianphoenix]

Hello fellow fake person! This is a fake comment from a fake youtuber who can blow fake smoke rings.

[dcwdarklander66]

wow, i feel really stupid right now because it took me three views to figure out what you where talking about :(



[bitRAKE]

This was so appropriate for me today. I'm right there - sardonic tone and all. Communication requires assumptions I keep telling myself: exhaustingly lead into the dominant modality, eventually hoping to be heard, and forever reaching disappointment. Humanity must be more dynamic than perceptible through a single person, or collective? Hope springs eternal.

[happydelicious]

Acknowledging the problem is the first step to any solution! I hear that there are many fine camps for you to go to, generally in distant and hard to get locations in Montana, that specialize in curing you. I also hear that the Federal Government was offering discounts or at least deductions on your taxes for this, at least, that was until the socialist Obamacare monger got into office. If only Bush was back in office. But don't lose hope midterms are just around the corner.