The Soccer Ball Of Cupid (Valentines Day Edition)

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*******Monologue**********
Yeah, I heard the other boys talk about it. "Oh Isnt Lacey Cute?" and "Oh you're going out with Debbie?". Yeah I heard them talk about this thing called love but that was for everything else But girls....YUCK! I mean i loved my Mom, I loved my Dog and I Loved Candy...Whooops how'd that get in there?...and I loved candy, But NOT Koodie Filled Girls, EWWWWWI mean i was only 10 and girls were, they were Annoying!!

Bugs were interesting, Frogs were interesting, Mudd Puddles were interesting. I was only ten years old when it hit me like a soccer ball from cupid straight to my noggin. And there she was, every thing a boy could want. All Sporty and Spice and ICKY things made nice. More gril than any ten year old can handle! She Liked Bugs, She Liked Frogs and She liked muddle puddles. I mean if she didnt smell so sweet i would have thought she was just some cool boy with long hair!

I mean she was WAAAYY better than my mom. My First Love and her Name was Leslie. it was my first tryst with love and i found it on a playground when i was 10 years old.


I was Smitten, i couldnt believe it, IIII was in love. So this is what its like??!!??!! We Talked, i made her laugh and i even gave her my last piece of candy. After All, She was my everything, it was the happiest day of my life

...well until the candy ran out and then leslie was gone. Yeah I learned about love that day, the boy with the most candy gets the most girls. hey, see those two girls on the swings? they're her best friends and i, got a pocket full of candy!

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[porsche558]

if "Candy" looked like that tall blonde in the photo I would have loved "Candy" as well  LOL!!!

[themightythor1212]

shhh dont tell every one! :P

[GramsandPapi]

Leslie has no idea what she missed out on! LOL!! Thanks, Grams

[themightythor1212]

thanks Grams!

[myloflex]

This is a metaphor about having money right? LOL

[themightythor1212]

no necessarily, just a story. but i guess candy is the monetary equivalent some where in the sotry?

[mikma]

mikma was here

[anmoose]

If only it lasted longer... Like until they're 80... :-P

[themightythor1212]

hell yeah! :P

[themightythor1212]

hahahahaha candy is the basis for monetary staus in kid world! :P