sarah palin got run over by a reindeer / founders rap

Palin got run over by a reindeer.
Why she didnt shoot it i dont know
I guess she was too busy watching russia.
to hear those sleighbells jingle through the snow.

Palin got run over by a reindeer
I dont know why it happened even though
I think if you asked the deer why it did what it did
It would tell you it was going rogue

It was late in the park and out of the dark
Came rudolph out on the town
And what did he do, you know its true
He ran, he ran her down
A man heard her scream was the first to scene
Called the doctor, they took her away
But it was too late, they could not change fate
They put her in the grave

Christmas was quite somber in Alaska
The nation was in mourning all that day
But me I always think that the glass is half full
For one thing we still have Tina Fey.


My names G washington and I cant lie
And you know I make the british cry
Cuz im seven feet tall and i got big feet
so sit back in your seat
Im dropping rhymes like they cost two pence
You would see that if you had any sense
I dont got teeth but I have a nice house
and could squash you like a mouse

They call me lincoln and I'll tell you what
I kicked slavery in the butt
The south ran away I said you better come back
Or I will come attack
Its sad but its the truth
I got shot by John Wilked booth
But that fool better run or I'll punch him with my guns

I like big government and I'll tell you why
No other fed can deny
When jefferson walks in with his strict interpretation wanting bank decentralization you say
"NO" ("Hell no")
Why does your brain move so slow
And if you dont believe me still
Just look at a 10 dollar bill

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