Lady Gaga Telephone Parody!!! (Door-To-Door)

There's more where this came from. Very more..........




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Hello sir if I could have one moment of your time
I noticed that your car is covered with grime (grime)
I'm selling carwax it'll make your ride shine guaranteed
Sorry I cannot help you I'm kind of busy
k-kind of busy.....

Friday night I'm hungry so I call the pizza place
25 minutes later my doorbell rings eh
I rip the door open but pizzas not what I see
Just some kid selling candy to help his soccer team.

Stop knockin' stop ringin' I don't want to purchase your crap
So get your butt and your stuff off my doorstep. (x2)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knock.

I appreciate the help but I can mow my lawn myself
so please stop knockin' at my door
your coupon is really great, I'm still throwin' it away
so please stop knockin' at my door
I don't want to buy a scraper or subscribe to the paper
so please stop knockin' at my door
The last thing I want to do is get up and talk to you
so please stop knockin' at my door.

They call me Mr. Jehovah's Witness.
Your house on my hitlist
Bibles you gunna get this
Don't try to resist this
Take this issue of the watchtower
or I'll be back in about 2 hours
with my pamphlets with my sheets
knock until my knuckles bleed

Not that I don't like you it's just getting on my nerves
It's like my porch is made of bread and you're a starving bird
It looks like my problems are all over finally
Now you can't knock on my door no soliciting.

Category:

Comedy

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• lady
• gaga
• telephone
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• beyonce

[TurtleShroom]

I love the lyrics to this...