Flight of the Conchords Ep 6 Bret, You've got it Going On

Hey there Bret,
I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you weedy, and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,
So just hear me out when I say...
Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going ooon!
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now.
Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.
Bret you got it going ooon!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady!
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.

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[pixiepiepeaches]

Love Bret's wariness & lack of enthusiasm on his 2nd "got it goin' on", makes me laugh every time.

[2010johnniewalkersvr]

hey the amount of views for this video is the same as the nz population

[lockhart95]

sing this to my friends when they got a problem with their self esteem, but they dont know f.o.t.c so it always ends with an awkward nervous laughter from them

[dingumfCallofDuty]

Well he still isn't alpha

[LewieBonnerMusic]

Me and my mate just sang this to our depressed friend

[EshnehGaming]

Cheer up Bret, you won an oscar

[XRawrXRarrXRawrX]

Not even kidding. Flight of the conchord's is me and my best friend in male form...she does stuff like this to cheer me up all the time. o.o

[kingster20]

@SymphonyOfTerror626 Your booty is quite fly.

[cacer4eva]

soo i love brets face...O.o

[MyMonkeyExploded]

Bret you got an oscarrr moooooonnnn!

[thelibarr2]

My mother herd me playing this song and now i think she thinks im gay...

[moviedragon5000]

brets got it goin on cuz he won oscar and stuff. i guess thats ok.