Flight of the Conchords Ep 6 Bret, You've got it Going On

Hey there Bret,
I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you weedy, and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,
So just hear me out when I say...
Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going ooon!
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now.
Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.
Bret you got it going ooon!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady!
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.

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[NellaRosmarino]

You know why Bret got it going on? BECAUSE HE WON AN OSCAR THAT'S WHY.

such a beast<3

[Timothy Curtis]

Just ask her: 'Why can't a heterosexual guy listen to a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?'

[Timothy Curtis]

it reminds me of a stripped down rodriguez song

[Timothy Curtis]

i love coming back to one of my favourite videos and finding that i have a top comment hahaha, thanks for this

[Max Chen-Wishart]

Just when he's having trouble with his self esteem.

[Dustin Milner]

Not all the time, obviously.

[Lord Deify]

My friend is always singing this to me. It's so creepy.

[blockow11]

they are amazing artists!!!

[TheGoldWatch]

Holy crap that's a good song. Like even if you put aside the goofy lyrics, musically speaking, that's an amazing song

[timechange01]

LMFAO

[YoshiLives]

Geez, Jemaine, way to stomp on my ship.

[thespotlightkid]

- Hey, David Bowie, is it gay if your friend puts a wig on you and pretends you are a woman?

- Pretends you are a woman... no, that's not gay.

- You sure?

- Totally fine.