@Joethegirl Last night there was a murder in a fish shop A wee dug stole a haddie bone A big dug tried tae take it aff on So a hit it wi' a hottie scone A went oot tae see its mammy Sarah, Mammy Sarah wisnae in, So A look't through a hole in the windae, An' A shouted "Mammy Sarah are ye in": Her false teeth were lyin on the table, Her false hair was hangin on a peg And she was sitting in the old armchair Screwing aff her widden leg.
Chomuno 4 months ago
i wish i knew the words to this.
Joethegirl 6 months ago