Wa**ker in white socks.

I think it was Ivor Biggun who recorded this song.

Here are the lyrics.

A man who wears white socks and wears them with pride he looks such a wanker with his red and blue stripes, he buys 7 pairs they cost him a quid he looks such a wanker the white socks old git.

I see white socks, where? Right over there, look over there right there
A wanker with white socks on everyone stare can you see anymore anywhere?

White socks are alright if your playing sport not on your holidays when your trousers are short so take off your white socks at throw them at me and you become trendy wearing no socks like me.

I see white socks, where? Right over there, look over there right there
A wanker with white socks on everyone stare can you see anymore anywhere?

White socks show the world that you've no idea about trendy dressing or how to drink beer train spotters wear white socks or kids with big spots or big grown up men with little tidy cocks.

I see white socks, where? Right over there, look over there right there
A wanker with white socks on everyone stare can you see anymore anywhere?

Men with white socks never have a chick, what kind of chick goes out with a prick do yourself a favour and save up your doe to buy a dark pair so we cannot go...

I see white socks, where? Right over there, look over there right there
A wanker with white socks on everyone stare can you see anymore anywhere?

Oh yeah

White Socks

Oh Yeah

White Socks.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• ivor
• biggun
• stephen
• lynch
• steven
• parody
• chubby
• brown
• pranks
• funny

[thanatos241]

failure, wa*ker not wa**ker

[leerobson74uk]

@thanatos241 LOL get a life. Who cares about the extra * it's the song that matters.

[megamadic]

The first time I ever heard this song was in Turkey and I was about 9 XD

[bluepetes]

it was a great tune in the village ibiza

[riccol88]

OMG heard this in Benidorm bowt 10 years ago n still remember the words :) ace lmao

[SpiceyBoy99]

who sings this?

[24853765]

i have this song on a cd somewhere. .

[ukgreaterlondon]

males wearing white trainers are wankers also .

[hannahemilyxxx]

heard this in greece when i was 13 :L 

[ocelot2k10]

XD

[HUprincess15]

I heard this in Majorica when I was 12 ! xD

[mm82mm100]

the best song lol