Hamish and Andy's Unknown Anthems - Part 2

While they were in Beijing, Hamish and Andy educated the people of Australia by playing the national anthems of the countries that weren't so lucky in the medal tally. In this video are the second 4 of the 8 anthems: India, China, Scotland and New Zealand.

INDIA:
Get this India, India.

We've got elephants in the back,
and tigers in the front,
we ride camels through the desert in the hot, hot sun.
There's no huge sign on a hill for our Bollywood,
but Tania Zaetta came here and man, she done good.
The Taj Mahal is wicked,
people come from near and far,
but all our other buildings are call centres for Australia.

India.
India, India.

Would you like to buy this cobra?
No thanks.

Our country doesnt smell the best,
that we will admit,
but despite crap facilities we are awesome at cricket.
Our hot vindaloo will mean you're on the toilet all night,
wanna know the secret, hey, it's just spice.

India.
India, India.

Don't have a cow man, literally, because they are scared.
I get it, I won't have one!



CHINA:
Three cheers for China thanks for making all our iPods,
and our desks and our blenders,
and those robotic dogs and tennis balls,
but no rabbits get in here because of your Wall,
you've thought of it all.

Three cheers for China there's some smog in the distance,
we heard you could control the weather,
but I guess that's Chinese whispers so bad luck,
getting in the Forbidden City is not that tough,
it costs four bucks.

Three cheers for China your police are quite efficient,
can I just say 'Free Tibet',
hey guys dont shoot I'm only kidding, just chilax,
we come in peace and that's a fact,
and I like your cheap slacks.

Ooohhh, you have a lot of tea!
I fit in 'cause my surname's Lee.
Ooohhh, you speak a lot of Chinese!
Ooohhh, you cannot understand me,
what if I speak slowly...



SCOTLAND:
Haggis is delicious,
just joking,
when we breathe,
looks like we're smoking,
men wear skirts everyday,
even though they're not gay,
in our little country called Scotland.

We have the Loch Ness Monster which has been seen,
about as much as Michael Jackson's children,
William Wallace was great,
if you're into facepaint,
in our little country called Scotland.

Our accent sounds fabbie,
when we say words like laddie,
and *random words*,
we're glad that we are from Scotland,
(I'm nay wearing any underpants!),
Irish people are hard to understand,
that's why I'm glad I'm from Scoootland!

Bagpipe solo!

That's nay me bagpipes!



NEW ZEALAND:
Pretty much, we copy whatever Australia does.
(but you can have Russell Crowe!)

We're New Zealand,
try our icecream,
We're New Zealand!
(Terrific!)

We wear parka's,
and we're constantly doing the Haka.
(Haka chant)

We're New Zealand,
we made King Kong,
We're New Zealand!

We're fairly lame you must agree,
all we have is hot mud and lots of sheep.
(But we had Lord of the Rings!)

Our capital's Wellington,
but unfortunately out prime minister looks like a man.
(Did we mention Lord of the Rings?)

You may laugh when we try and say words like, um, backpack.
(And once upon a time, we were warriors!)

But without us, the ANZACS would just be the AACS.
(That's a terrible name for a biscuit!)

We're New Zealand,
We're New Zealand,
We're New Zealand!
(Sorry about Russell Crowe!)

We're New Zealand,
We're New Zealand,
We're New Zealand!!!
(But we'll have Tim Finn back)
(We're your friends in the fridge!)




Make sure you've watched Part 1!

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[Shig86]

lol that's great

[Sailorsega]

ROFL at the NZ anthem. Hamish and Andy got the accent down to a T.

[cellindel101]

lol NZ, i love how they try and do the accent, and yet you accents are one of the most annoying accents in the world :/

sexty sex

[Codyplayscod]

R3tr0 kid

sorry for random.

[vJaaake]

@Rewove

kind of :P

[Codyplayscod]

FAVELLER SHOT IS HOMO!

[Codyplayscod]

DAMN IT NEW ZELAND!

[hamishandy5941]

@Rewove yes, yes you do.

[jackmn1234]

that new zealand accents are accually gud u guys really sound like that so dont say thats a shit accent

[jackmn1234]

that new zealand accents are accually gud u guys really sound like that so dont say thats a shit accent

[DyslexicReindeer]

@harrylloydlover Yeah but Australia is like fifty times bigger. NZ has alot more sheep in proportion to their amount of land.

[Rewove]

Do we New Zealanders realy sound like that :x