Jam Enslaver Reviews...Space Giraffe
Uploader Comments (schaedenfreud82)
All Comments (15)
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I have to agree about the crazy effects blocking the action, it is the only thing keeping me from buying this game. I know Jeff Minter really loves throwing tons of seizure inducing effects on screen but it is too much for me. I wish he got around to finishing Unity though, that one was looking damn cool even though I suspect even He did not have much of an idea about what kind of game it was going to be.
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this one guy killed a whole team on halo 3 by shooting one guy who wasnt even with his teammates with a rocket, and it somehow killed the entire team by making another explosion where he didn't shoot (was obviously a glitch). maybe a similar thing happened to you?
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The reviewer dismissed the sound effects as just background noise and with that he fails to understand how to stay alive and know when to bull into a mass of enemies. Each enemy makes a specific sound effect when you hit it and you should be able to sweep your bullet stream through and detect flowers and other un-bullable objects. Half of this game is what you see and the other half is what you hear in the audio cues.
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there is a level called "Cube is not for yiffing" lol that's messed up.
yiffing=fu{king
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simply learn what the enemies look like and play accordingly,
if there not X shaped they can't be bulled simply put.
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Jeez is this game enough of an epileptic acid trip or WHAT?!
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Great review again man.
P.S I hope no halo fanboys find your review.
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change up some things in your vids...they all kinda look the same
You died at 1:40 by the bullet fired at the top at 1:39. 2:00 and 2:08 by hitting a Boffin. None of these are covered up by effects. You just have to watch the whole screen at once. Which does take a lot of getting used to!
hyphz 2 years ago
Thank you, seriously, to any and all commenters with constructive advice, like this guy. Yelling at me because I don't understand a game that doesn't explain itself very well isn't going to solve anything.
schaedenfreud82 2 years ago