Message to the Ladies

The Master has a Very Special Message for the Ladies~ Take Heed, Vagina Owners! You May Think you Have a Clean Vagine but The Master Knows Better... Now Get That Workspace Tidied Up and Hosed Down- you Have an Impending Spelunking and The Master wants it Rinsed and Ready....

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• ladies
• women
• vagina
• master
• metal
• heavy
• happy
• hour
• bathroom
• penis
• dick
• piss
• clean

[Xavierrex3]

My girlfriend likes sloppy cock, does yours?

[heavymetalhappyhour]

your Mother makes My Cock Sloppy

[PlayboyHerbie]

Best advice on Penis Cleanliness since the Army taught us it wasn't necessary to wash our hands after urinating since we didn't piss on our hands! And the wife likes my wiener kept "kissin' fresh"!

[heavymetalhappyhour]

she Likes Mine "Spelunking Fresh"...

[MissMustache]

Nothing like a demon/goth guy telling people to wash their hands

[MissToxicLove]

Ok thats really freaky!!!!!!Guys should wash there hands before & after they piss.

[cantaloupefandangger]

How can your penis be clean if you have fucked so many putrid milfaginas?

[FallenEmpire666]

@MissMustache NO! he's master of metal :D

[OutbackBros]

I learned something today.

[alostsoul01]

haha, this was funny and you're right :D yeah, u're a genius ( i like your lips )

[Necromanced]

Most people shower, eliminating this problem.

[BiothicTrash]

my friend is totally going to take your advice =) thank you .. now we will all be clean forever =)

xox

[stephaniexshea]

lmfao!

I love your face.

And oh yeah,

you're a pure genius.

[dgleao]

true, sais that wrong. but bathrooms are dirty places, so it's better to wash your hands on the way out...

[downifer101]

@dgleao urine isnt dirty unless you have something wrong with your kidneys or bladder, its the cleanest fluid to leave your body, where as your mouth, nose, and anus are unsanitary

[Youshizzle]

hah like the pubs on your head xD

you got a large mouth, can i put my very clean dick it?