Flight of the Conchords Ep 9 'Mermaids'

J: Ah Ah...
B: Ah Ah...
J: Ah Ah...
B: Ah Ah...
B+J: Ah Ah...
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B+J: Mermaid Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
B: Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
The answers to questions
I'm longing to hear.
B+J: Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)
B+J: Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.
B+J: (AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO)
B: Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
J: Am I invited?
(AH...)
B: At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
B+J: If so, then how do you light it?
(OOO...)
B: Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish?
B: Wish wish wish...
B: Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
J: Half a sexier fish...
B+J: (AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO)

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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[MrPhatypus]

Jemaine plays a mean coconut

[CoN0R115]

The funny thing is, had this been made in the 50's, I bet it would've actually been a huge hit, hahaha.

[Crotchboxer]

@Invaderstew301 Bret is actually a member of the Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra..I'm sure that he's "fake playing" here. But he actually knows how to play it well.

[borderboyblue]

Hababimbyshmimby

[Invaderstew301]

Bret is so great at fake playing the Ukelele

[3awsomepoeple]

u can tell he isnt really playing the coconut :O o.o i just looked at the related videos umm ok x.x

[TheGoldWatch]

adorable



[MisterWagwannifier]

Jahmain's playing a coconut with the meat still in it !!! LOL

[TheIndigobeef]

@Xhalph You don't need a reason to look amazing!

[Xhalph]

This video has inspired me to concoct a far-fetched reason to wear a white tux.

[mathibaleb]

wait..i would like to smoke sea weed

[wejamon84]

half a sexy fishhh~~