Peanut Butter Proves God Exists
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Love how this guy thinks that the heat from a toaster, microwave or central heating would be enough energy to spark spontaneous evolution. Someone must help this guy get dressed in the morning.
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Look... He's a fucking idiot, lets leave it at that.
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Evolution has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ABIOGENESIS!!!!!! YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!
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I love when fundamentalists try to be scientific - gets me off every time.
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I would hope peanut butter wouldn't randomly produce new life; we put preservatives in it to stop that kind of thing happening.
A massive failure of evolutionary theory, abiogenesis theory and general scientific understanding.
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it's so ridiculously funny that i'm almost tempted to give it thumbs up. but then again... nah.
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So ur saying that in almost 100 years of testing, you haven't found any new life in fucking peanut butter. In the time scale of the history of this planet, 100 years are like a billionth of a second! Of course your not going to see any of that. It takes millions of years.
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Sad to say, I've found "new life" in my peanut butter from time to time, but I don't think it was by "intelligent design."
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what happens when it goes off lol :P
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...the fuck?
i like how he just looks in and says there's no new life when if there was it would be microscopic anyway...
if new life did happen to form, you'd never even notice it, and i doubt a jar of peanut butter has all the chemicals needed to form life in the first place, or is going to have to same events happen to it needed to form life
not to mention, none of this has anything to do with evolution
Metsodok 5 months ago 11
This guy is trying to disprove biologists and chemists not evolutionists!! Evolution is what happens after life is established.
That being said Earth was never a closed system. The planet is bombarded with foreign objects all the time since the earth formed!! Where did this guy go to school, maybe i can be an engineer too.
smilz32 6 months ago 5