Flying Cow falls 200 feet onto car -couple safe

Falling 600-Pound Cow Makes Unexpected Landing Atop Moving Minivan-- Stinkyjournalism (dot org) will soon have a report that will tell what other media did not...hint...did the cow fall straight down off a cliff onto the car as media reports suggest? This TV report was the most accurate. Watch.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• flying
• cow
• car
• crash
• plunges
• couple
• clif
• accident

[bluesbrother1966]

"a little unusual in these parts?"...."well...YEA" (dumbass)

[parabpbpbp]

@adammaciaparris i consider cows all the time. when im at a steak house.. when im at maccas... etc etc. best animal in the world..

[pwnercraft]

i encountered a similar incident this morning, was driving on my way home, behind a cattle truck, cow puts its head through the gate, gate opens, a dozen cows fall onto the road going 100km/h or 60m/ph the most sickening part was just seeing the first one just walk off then edge and star getting dragged along then rolling off to the side off the road then just seeing more cows just walking off, then clafs walking off the edge, very sad, and very disturbed from this.

[pastorgeorgem]

@Packerschamps120 yeah it happened it could be worse I hit one last night delivering pizza and totaled the car these people were lucky that van wasn't totaled look at the cliff it ran off and the cows name Michelle Who names a Cow Michelle that is the yea right part

[Packerschamps120]

A cow falls on a car yeah right

[ElvisPresley2525]

@TwinUzis

Heh heh...*clears throat* What are you talking about? *bead of sweat rolls down cheek* I didn't read any article. *tugs collar* Is it hot in here?

[TwinUzis]

@ElvisPresley2424

Funny article.

[squagglenater]

@adammaciaparris i know... cud of been some good steak

[ElvisPresley2424]

There are three possibilities the cow fell off

1. Mad cow disease made the cow think she was an airplane.

2. She was trying to re-enact Batman's hood jump from the parking garage scene in The Dark Knight.

3. She's a cow, and as such, is designed solely for being hamburger and lacks the basic neural functions required to not fall off things

Im going for number 2

[HugodieBohne]

What the Cow....Does anybody know who makes the Milk now? I want MILK

[zawlinmoe]

the cow was visiting for "breeding purposes" and ran away... hmm...

[leighnassau]

imagine telling her partner when she got home! yeah a cow fell out of the sky and landed on the car! ! Will my insurance cover it! LMAO