Sausage the Movie

A short film about my hamster sausage who has had a drastic voice/accent change since the last video :D

What they are saying...

Sausage: Top of the morning to you!
Hello, I'm sausage the hammy. Wait a minute, what is that awful smell?
Oh good morning betty, I had been wondering what that horrible smell was. How are your llama piles doing? A bit sore still?
Oh dear betty, you smell worse than usual. I think you need to pay a visit to the llama doctor to sort out your flatulence.
Llama: I do not smell, I am a llama. I do not smell. I'm lovely. I most definitely do not fart. It was sausage, he is the windbag.
Sausage: Oh my god there seems to be a MAGICAL trail of hamster muesli. I shall have to follow it.
Munch munch munch nibble nibble these are very tasty nutties indeed.
Parp.
Oh dear I am sorry, sunflower seeds give me the flabby woof woofs. There's nothing else I can do now: I'm going to do a poo at Paul's.
Nana: Hello I'm a banana and my name is banana. I am also very evil and I like to eat hamsters.
Sausage: Yum yum I love bananas it is my favourite food in the whole wide universe yum yum I am eating you munch munch.
Nana: Hey stop it sausage, you are hurting me!
Sausage: Munch munch munch baa baa baa black sheep munch nibbly nuts boing pop munch.
Nana: Stop licking my toes it tickles. Also please can you stop eating me I don't want to be eaten. I will eat you if you carry on.
Sausage: Ok I will stop. Please don't eat me, scary scary nana.
Nana: Ahhhhh ooohhh hey no no no no no!
Sausage: I'm sorry I can't resist. You are too tasty!
Yum yum that banana was absolutely delicious. Now I am going to find some carpet fluff for pudding I think. Ooh a woodlouse, my favourite! Well, after nanas!
Good night everybody. Toodle pip!
Nana: No bananas were harmed in the making of this film, so don't ya worry about that! Chow for now everyone!

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• hamster
• llama
• flatulence
• muesli
• adventure

[IRLKids79]

I <3 Sausage

[BobbaBobzy]

You're a legend.

[CrimsonCrestedHeart]

Away oooooohhh hey haaahhh nonono nonono

[CrimsonCrestedHeart]

Lol XD

[jakerzpazio]

fucking hilarious

[SuperStarna]

I absolutely love this video - well done :-D LMAO!

[angus958]

ROLFMAO PML LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL sad though :P :L:L:L:L

[hgbjetri]

Farting llamas! =0