We Don't Do Dinosaurs! (The Archaeology Song)

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Raise your Trowels and as One We'll Call!

"We Don't Do Dinosaurs!"

As requested; the lyrics:


1) Ancient Tools and Burials,
Plants and seeds, Neanderthals,
All these things (We make no apology),
Are the study of Archaeology.

Ch)But we don't do Dinosaurs,
No we don't do Dinosaurs,
Raise you trowels, as one we'll call,
No, we don't do Dinosaurs!

2) Diggin' in a trench, monuments,
Going' to the pub when the day is spent!
Funny bearded blokes (you will see),
Are the staple of Archaeology!

Brdg) Roundhouses and Romans,
Human evolution makes us smile...
Finding a wall and high-fiving,
Extrapolating from a single stone the extent of a whole complex and then publishing it as a completely known fact and making sure than everyone across the country knows about it because of a TV programme... Makes us smile...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Archaeology
• excavation
• song
• comedy
• dinosaurs
• monuments
• trowel
• trowels
• Romans
• beards
• beard
• guitar
• music
• singing
• plants
• Seeds
• Neanderthals
• pub
• round houses
• wall
• stones
• rant
• archaeologists!

[Stampe90]

I'm a classical archaeologist, and I don't give a shit about Vikings nor neanderthals.

Thank you.

[Archaeos0up]

@Stampe90 No, thank you ;p

[tucker5005]

wow, no dislikes, keep it that way.

[Archaeos0up]

@tucker5005 Haha, not anymore! Someone disliked ;p

[MacNutz2]

@Archaeos0up yes, dinosaurs are more interesting than an archaeologist but I would also contend that Roman ruins are more interesting than a paleontologist. :):)

[MacNutz2]

Yes, archaeology only deals with post flood artifacts. All traces of dinosaur civilization were destroyed in 'the flood'. Every one knows that. :):)

[NanyRm]

@Dieg90uz I'm an italian student too...so sad to say, but you're right! :(

[Dieg90uz]

great!!!! i'm an archaeology student from Italy....the place where ancient monuments fall down T_T

[arqueologo]

congrats for the song!

[AquariusAbaddon]

Greetings from Poland and big thanks for this song :) I'm so tired of conversation like this:

Someone: So what are you doing?

Me: I study archaeology.

Somone: Oh! You are into dinosaurs. Nice!

Me: ... *grinds her teeth*

[coolkyd383]

ARCHAEOLOGISTS UNITE!!!

[delphispolaris]

This pretty much made my day. Well done, sir. It matches my "Archaeologists don't dig dinosaurs." shirt.

[leslazu]

A friend of the family just told me last week that he wants to show me his new 3D TV because he got an amazing movie ABOUT DINOSAURS. He added... "It reminded me of you, you will love it" haaaaaaaaaaaa!

Can you include rock art in your next hit?...that makes me smile!!!!!!! haaaa!

[Blackheartedangel88]

That's beautiful! I think we need a song not just about the dinosaurs, but the times when we don't dig up EVERY time gold treasures or Tutanhamon's tomb. Greetings from Hungary, where we always dig Attila's tomb... :D