Snark Theater Episode 9

In which Anita deals with the repercussions of killing a shitton of snakemen and has awkward Daddy issues with Lt. Dolph Storr.

I do not own the Anita Blake novel series nor the comic book adaptation. I own nothing except my own voice over and script.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Anita
• Blake
• Narcissus
• in
• Chains
• Micah
• Callahan
• Rudolph
• Storr

[QuantumPenguin]

How much more pointless can the were-creature concept get? Werecrabs, wereshrews, werejerboas, weresparrows, werechickens, weregeckoes, werestreppochocus baccilli...

[minaminokyoko]

@QuantumPenguin Oh God, stop, you might be giving her ideas! :X

[Otokogoroshi]

God a weredog? REALLY happy I gave up on the series.

Oh BTW I have the audio book version of Incubus Dreams (got it free from work, never opened it, its casset tapes.) would you be interested in taking it off my hands? Should be cheap to mail it your way. All I'd ask is some snark based off of it!

[minaminokyoko]

@Otokogoroshi You should be. It only gets stupider from here. We haven't even gotten to the mermaid yet...

Hmm...that's an interesting thought. I already have something planned for the Snark Theater 1 Year Anniversary, but I might be able to do something with that after I finish Narcissus in Chains. I'll be in a transitional period. The only problem is that I no longer own a cassette player so I don't know how I'd get to listen to it. Let me poke around my sources and get back to you.

[sliders1]

Oh Dolph; yet another supporting cast member subjected to character derailment because he didn't lust after Anita :-(

I'd forgotten about the werecobra laying eggs. Ugh, it was already getting hard to suspend my disbelif Laurell; that sure as hell didn't help it :-P

[minaminokyoko]

@sliders1 Yeah, but that's a relief. At least Zerbrowski jokes about sleeping with her but doesn't actually do it.

[applebonker141]

Wait, the missing were-animals is the A plot and its being brought up NOW?

[AzarDarkstar]

@QuantumPenguin

The last one there is made of pure win. I can just see it now...

[minaminokyoko]

@thor30013 I know, right? They never explain it and just expect you to accept it. At least with True Blood, Sam is a shapeshifter rather than just a "weredog." But there we go, applying logic to an Anita Blake novel after it's Jumped the Shark.

[thor30013]

Wait, a were... dog? And that's different from a werewolf... how? That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.