longboard crash

YES! i spelled helmet wrong! haha, my roommate tried longboarding for the 2nd time and cracked his cranium, please excuse this aahful language! But back to the hemlets, Wear Them Kidz!




you see, i spelled helmet like "helment" to make you subconsciously think about the word helmet.This would stick in your brain, for at least five days depending on how much RAM (random access memory) your brain still has. With this you not forget your Lid next time you ride. you and the road will ride righteous rightwinged and majestically¿. And if your still reading this ... well then you will by no means fail to overlook your helment` when you bomb a beastly bodacious hill, its to deeps in your ram now.. you cant forget, you can't click away from this memory.



Helmet dooodz, aauhduh qazmondington shilltz on the daily,

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[TheTotalBastard]

haha im glad that poser smashed his fuckin face.

[MODESTMOUSE89]

well you sure a nice person, i bet your new to longboarding eh?

[MODESTMOUSE89]

@TheTotalBastard he not a poser, just inexperienced. from the sounds of it i think your the poser, get off the internet and go skate, poser :). oh and have a good one!

[foxrider1969]

ok.. thing is. he messed up his JAW!!! a helmet isnt going to protect that..

[MODESTMOUSE89]

he fell on the back of his head leaving with a hair line fracture behind his ear so i think a helmet would protect that

[MODESTMOUSE89]

@foxrider1969 no jaw injury. he actually spun in the air and hit the back/side of his head. he had a hair line fracture behind his left ear(why he was bleeding out of his ears). his jaw was fine but he did loss 70% of his hearing and all smells and taste(if you lose your since of smell you also loss your tasting)

[kwadzillafox]

dude i feel ya... i crashed on my longboard today too but unfortunately noone got it on camera =P road rash is a BITCH =/

[krishummel7]

hahahah fuckin wangstahhh

[JasonSkateDeck]

@foxrider1969 a fullface helmet will

[JasonSkateDeck]

haha you spelt 'wear' at the end wrong aswell.

[bakedNblazin420]

he ;looks like tim tebow

[mdm9690]

@MODESTMOUSE89 Did he lose it perm or just temp? His hearing//senses

[anangryllama123]

that was pathetic, you were going like 20

[BlackenedKnife]

thats what you get for no helmet.

[CapeCodSkater]

@TheTotalBastard wow you are really a total bastard. your name fits you asshole