Easy Tactical Mask Pro

Condom Emergency

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried.

"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.

"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

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[IAMDABEEZNEEZ]

do you use google chrome?

[chromebandit]

@IAMDABEEZNEEZ hell yeah honestly i would use chrome tampons if they had them

[olette0]

I LOVE YOUR JOKES CHROME. <3

[SenbieTheGamer]

@jinzo0121 The nova gas itself doesn't have to kill them

[jinzo0121]

do you like have to kill them with nova gas or just shoot them when you get the hitmarkers someone plz replt (if u know wah i mean)

[FaMassPro]

2:00 Nice backflip!

[THOR4LIFE100]

@JMGameVideos not anymore they patched that

[30SecondShotz]

Tack Mas Pro + Flak Jack PRO + Warlord Pro

[MastaPhil666]

You forgot to mention it makes people's position show up on your cross hairs if they get hit with it.

[thomasm3gtr]

use the Spas 12 Suppressed

[haileybaby97]

lolololol nube a launcher and grenade launcher xD