We're assuming you've watched "How to Make a McGangBang" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxZesFOOHEY) and if that's the case welcome to its encore, the Double Pounder. One monstrous burger shattering your life dreams one beef patty at a time. A nine step rap video showcasing how to make a Double Pounder.
So "you're hungry," but you don't feel like your typical fast food burger. While a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese sounds delicious, it won't truly fulfill your enormous appetite. Well luckily there's a solution that's mouth-watering and conceptually stunning. With over 31,000 outlets worldwide McDonald's offers the solution your stomach so desperately desires. For less than $20 dollars you're able to unlock the mightiest of burgers, the Double Pounder.
Now the next logical question you're asking yourself is, "what in the world is a Double Pounder?" It's quite simple. It's a combination burger comprised of four Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese. It's a "new world order" for the "new world man." However, this ridiculously large creation shouldn't be taken lightly. The Double Pounder has overpowered several admirable opponents, and unless your inner carnivore surfaces expect an humiliating defeat.
If any of the Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese are consumed individually, you've adversely surrendered to the Double Pounder. There is only one credited method when eating the Double Pounder, and that's head-on. Together these four burgers (Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese) open the entryway, but once inside it's up to you to compile the Double Pounder and consume it in the appropriate manner.
1. Simply drive/navigate your vehicle of preference to the closest McDonald's franchise (walking is also acceptable)
2. Next you can either choose the drive-thru experience or order inside the McDonald's
3. Once you have your four Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese in your possession, unwrap all four sandwiches and prepare your work station
4. Remove the top and bottom buns from three of the four Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese (you may eat them if you desire)
5. Remove the top bun from the remaining Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
6. Precisely place the six beef patties in the center of the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese that retains its bottom bun creating eight single beef patties
7. Carefully place the top bun on top of the Quarter Pounder beef patties
8. You have now assembled the Double Pounder with all its might
9. Sit back and enjoy the astonishing flavors of this truly remarkable burger, the Double Pounder
Lyrics:
Yo, from the makers of McGangbang, B*#3h
Yo, here we go, here we go yo, here we go yo, yo
Yo stack up, a double, a double, and yet another double
Burst your mother F*#3h bubble with a fourth double
Now you're in some trouble
B*#3h two pounds sounds like a bloodhound
Sized dog coming out my A*#3h
S*#3h, and I'm the F*#3h king
Leave a red ring on my B*#3h A*#3h butt crack
Smack slap the beef patties
Y'all know B*#3h can't afford no caddy
McDonald's, eight times too big
Rig the toilet seat can't beat the beats
Double pounder, like an mother F*#3h upper and a downer
Full stomach rack'n back and forth with the beef grinder
Drown her, cause you're so F*#3h sick and tired
B*#3h this ain't no rags to rich story
Do it for the mother F*#3h glory, and no my bitch A*#3h name ain't Cory
It's slap B*#3h, leave your woman on the ground needin' stitches
And leave they skank A*#3h in ditches yo
Double pounder... B*#3h
A massive appetite was required to film the Double Pounder music video, and fortunately enough Bob was up for the challenge. With inspiration from the classic "Big Mac Rap" Bob stepped into the music studio and busted out some of the sickest rhymes this side of the Mississippi. Equipped with the second generation iPad Bob managed to rap about the Double Pounder seamlessly, and platform the success of "How to Make a McGangBang" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxZesFOOHEY). Without a hitch Bob mastered the gift of rhythm, and delivered yet another award winning McDonald's rap.
The music (beat) was created from the GarageBand App on the iPad 2.
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How to Make a McGangBangby 0nett14,251 views
Lol can I just say, you're fucking crazy and it's hilarious, another song please.
"burst your mother fuckin bubble with a fourth double"
CFrostyTheSnowman 6 months ago
@CFrostyTheSnowman There will be more music in the not so distant future.
0nett 6 months ago