Bret Ernst - America is like a club (READ DESCRIPTION!!!)

Comedian Bret Ernst discusses how America is a lot like a nightclub. Sorry about the bad camera work. I filmed it myself without any type of stand so thats why the camerawork is so shaky. My apologies. Nonetheless I hope you enjoy it! If you don't then either close out this video and look for one of higher quality or feel free to film the exact same clip and upload it on your own channel in the high quality you're used to seeing here on this site and stop telling me how bad it is because I already know. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THIS VIDEO! All material seen here written and performed by Bret Ernst. Thanks for watching!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bad quality
• bad camerawork
• filmed off a tv

[Gravezombiedigger]

To past and future viewers of this video: I'd like to apologize for the horrendous camerawork displayed in this video. This came on so fast,I had no time to prepare a makeshift camera-stand to film this special. Should it come on tv again and I have time to prepare,I assure you the camera-work will be better. Once again,I apologize for the horrible camera work on display here. Thanks for watching.

[oFlamesz]

@Gravezombiedigger you say you didnt have time to prepare but aha, i see you had it on DVR. EXPLAIN!!!!!!!~

[Gravezombiedigger]

@oFlamesz If you're referring to what pops up on the tv screen between 0:20-0:26,that's got nothing to with dvr. I was taking reminders off the tv for a couple other "comedy central presents" specials i had put reminders n the tv for. In short,I don't have a dvr. I stand by my original statement,which is the truth.

[1wizgirl271]

Lol, funny. This dude should write for the anime Hetalia. XD

[TokitoTaishiro]

@1wizgirl271 I know, right!?!? As soon as I saw this, I immediately thought of Hetalia! It's like this guy's psychic or something! XD

[sqoob1]

did you recorded it with your fridge?

[IndieMomoBaby]

@LookingForZeLight I like totally agree with you~!!! I'm american and mexican toooo~

[TongueSnap]

guys take it easy about his camerawork, i mean come on, can you masturbate and film at the same time? I dont think so, at least this dude is trying.

[DragonLord1975]

Hetalia brought me here!

[purplecladimp]

@1wizgirl271 Oh god, Hetalia is the exact reason I looked this up.

You'd make a fortune off of being a mind reader.

[animeXtechnoXRWJ]

@TokitoTaishiro lol thats what brought me here XD



[stammlager5]

bret ernst is so fricken funny.

[LookingForZeLight]

I love this xD I'm just splitting my sides. I'm Mexican and American, I just totally see this in Hetalia when Mexico comes to the manga/anime. Btw for the haters and people that think we're weird, Thank You~ -3 That just means I'm not mainstream, plastic or a fake~

[iAREanthonyyy]

lol japan and germany are like "iiiii wouldnt do that if i were you"

[OmarAlocozy]

is michael J. fox filming this?