Tales From The Crypt-S06-EP09(74)-Staired In Horror-3 of 3

74: Hey cats! ah call this one: Painted into a coroner blues..: "When I think of you my heart goes flopsy...as I contemplate your sweet autopsy...your skin is green and blue, whataver would I do without my fine cadaver. A love in which I know I´ll fall starts with the
uncandish cut of all..." Thank you. Thank you. They don´t call me The Creative Writing Corpse for nothing...thank you.
My next poem is a little extearimental number I have been working on. I hope you like it, it´s about a real ghoul dude named Clyde, who´s about to try a little dieku of his own...in a wile verse I call: "Staired in horror..."

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[raggsvettma]

That's one depressing curse.

[amandareece]

Oh my gosh, I just realized now that I watched this episode again since the New Chainsaw Massacare came out the Sheriff in this Tales from the Crypt is the same Sheriff from the Chainsaw Massacre.

Also did anyone know that the same guy that does the Cryptkeeper's voice does Buster Bunny from Tiny Toons.?

[ravegods]

That baby is just so cute

[jkanyce]

Ohhhh I really liked this one.

[Kourtney305]

They dont make beauty like that anymore. Now theres nothing but fake bleach blonde hair and fake boobs everywhere

[ZigZagWoman]

This is like some Benjamin Buttons shit!

[BTTFRini]

There's a loophole to this curse. The husband cursed the stairway, right? Upstairs = Young. Downstairs = Old. All she needs is a ladder from her bedroom window or from the top of the stairs there. The curse only affects her on the stairs, yes? If she manges to get down the stairs, without ever touching them, using one of the two methods, then she would successfully escape the curse and remain young. The husband didn't think of the loopholes, when he cursed the "stairway". What a noob!

[happyfa5]

I know and that's Charlie Adler.

[yettiluch]

this was actually a good one

[QBFOJustin]

@Scalarburn Um... she went to far up the into the house and got younger to the point she was a baby, just like the man went too far up and got older to the point he was decrepit. Did you even listen to the story?

[Scalarburn]

whats up with the baby coming out of the attic? wtf was that

[arch571332]

@Indiaexpress Actually that is a bright side. They have all the time in the world to get back down the stairs, and I bet he'll never do that again! They just basically have to be careful to not go in the attic and they get to live forever making love.