Dumb Jokes: A funny song by Bryant Oden
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Uploaded by songdrops on Apr 18, 2011
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Lyrics to Dumb Jokes:
Everyone of these jokes is better than the next
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Two hats were on a hat rack. One said, you hang here, I'll go on ahead
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
A bug splatted into my windshield yesterday. It'll never have the guts to do that again.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"
Two drums and a symbol fell off a cliff. Badoom tshhhh!
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Dumb jokes ohhhhhh Bum Bum Bum Bum
I broke my pencil this morning. I tried to use it anyway, but it was pointless
When's a good time to go to the dentist? Toothhurty
What did the zero say to the number 8? Nice belt!
Why does this coffee taste like mud? Oh yeah. It's fresh ground.
I was digging three deep holes in the backyard.
My mom came home and said well well well.
Where do generals keep their armies? In there sleevies!
What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles back? Weeee!
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Why is it hard to starve in the desert?
Because of the sand which is there.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Don't ever leave alphabet soup on the stove. It could spell disaster
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny burps.
There's three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds.
Knock knock ........ interrupting cow ... MMMOOOO!
CHORUS
Funny jokes, kid jokes stupid jokes for kids funyy songs
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Uploader Comments (songdrops)
All Comments (209)
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this is a DUMB song OOOOOOOO bum bum bum bum
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@Lilttletinkatolli i realize this was a week ago but if you still don't get the fruit fly one it's because a fruit fly likes fruit like banana. i'm no good at explaining things. hope this helped! :) oh, and AC1209ROX has answered your other question.
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oooooo! bum bum bum!
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how do you come up with these? also, do you have any videos that show you???
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@theacctress yup :)
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What's invisible and smells like carrots??? BUNNY BURPS!!!XD
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@DiddyBeak It goes back for seconds.. like you eat one plate.. then you go back for seconds, lol. second helping. hope you get it now!
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heyy arent u the person dat made the duck song
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I like the snowman one!!!!! =)
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I don't get the 'what does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds.' Can you explain??? :)
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OMG I LOVE YOUR SONG SONGDROPS :D!!!!
juceef07 3 weeks ago 9
@juceef07 You have GREAT taste in music!
songdrops 3 weeks ago 7
awesome song plzz the chords :P
1Gorazd1 1 month ago
@1Gorazd1 Thanks. The chords to almost all Songdrops songs are on that song's page at Songdrops . com. I don't have the chords in detail for this one yet, but it's just G C D D throughout the whole song, and use a capo to fit your voice if needed. Hopefully that will do it for you :)
songdrops 1 month ago 2
lol DUMB JOKES OOOHH OOHHH BU BUM BUM BUM thts stuck in my head now lol i dnt get the one time flies like a arrow fruit flys like a banana???
40944Paramore 1 month ago
@40944Paramore Fruit flies are little flies, and they like bananas. Fruit flies, they like a banana. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. :)
songdrops 1 month ago