My Carbon Neutral Christmas Song (DEMO)

So I've decided we're running out of time, an' I wanna do my part
A green Christmas is all I want this year, and I'll take those words to heart.
My carbon footprint is so big there is nowhere that sells shoes in that size
So once a year Im gonna keep it low, no room to compromise.

Chorus:
I'm gonna make this year Carbon Neutral
No PVC, nothing that wont biodegrade
I'm gonna make this year Carbon Neutral
No refrigerators; just keep stuff in the shade

So I'll reuse the paper and the tree and the presents underneath
And the tune from A Fairy Tale of New York but I've got too many teeth.
I wont waste, I wont leave the tap running or use a CFC
An I wonder if there'll ever be a bigger waste of plastic than Dylan's Christmas CD

Chorus:
I'm gonna make this year Carbon Neutral
No PVC, nothing that wont biodegrade
I'm gonna make this year Carbon Neutral
No refrigerators; just keep stuff in the shade

No fairy lights this year oh no, no way, just let me please
Use my fairy low power high brightness long life LEDs
Christmas TVs a dangerous emission too so I guess TV is out
Its gonna be the most eco-friendly day of my year without a doubt.

Chorus:
I'm gonna make this year Carbon Neutral
No PVC, nothing that wont biodegrade
I'm gonna make this year Carbon Neutral
No refrigerators; just keep stuff in the shade

Bridge:
No Poly vinyl chloride, polyester, polystyrene, polyethylene, or nylon or phenol formaldehyde
An' No acrylic, polymethyl methacrylate, polypocket, ethylene-propylene, and no pauly shaw, and none of neoprene

All produce local, all lights off, I'm forced now to conclude:
That the world should hear of this crude-oil free fancy attitude.
We're carbon based, but we can get by without it, on our own;
My carbon neutral christmas day won't ever be alone

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• Neutral
• Christmas
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• Suzie's
• Soliloquy