Julian Assange: Houseguest

The absolutely true story of a very bad houseguest. Reenacted. Artwork by Alyson Shotz.

Live performance of M Shanghai String Band's "No Home in this World" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJGuL0auOo

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[logician360]

Julian Assange. Hero. Douchebag.

[jonequalscool]

...you do know it's a joke, right?

[ExxxquisiteCorpse]

@Rand0mManic Haha, at first I read "coutch surfing" as "crotch surfing". How fitting ;).

[ExxxquisiteCorpse]

@ExxxquisiteCorpse he's also been described by people close to him as "a walking encyclopedia" on some subjects, which is what is often said about Asperger's people. Also, I wanted to point out that filling up a computer's space with random numbers is actually a hacking technique to permanently delete a file or more files (since regular "trash bin" deleting doesn't actually permanently delete files for a while). Was he trying to delete some secret documents? Haha.

[ExxxquisiteCorpse]

I'm convinced Julian has Asperger's or general mild high-functioning autism (I've read a lot about him from co-workers, ex-coworkers, his mom & stepdad, & what I've observed on him in countless videos). He has all the textbook symptoms: stimming, blinking a lot, life-consuming fixated obsessions (coding/hacking, justice and outing the bad guys, open gov't), monotonous slow speaking. Aspergians physically come off as apathetic & don't understand body language<-hence what the guy in the vid said.

[starsbydaylight]

most boring .... yawn ... zzz zzz zzz

[Extersis]

Well douchbags always do squat in your houses

[Rand0mManic]

Then you hire the electrician and you catch him sniffing your husbands Gstings. This was so funny I laughed my ass off. You almost nailed Julians social apathy & apsie like charisma. I guess we would have to pry him from the couch if he stayed with us. I feel my three little ones would of destored this mans work in a day and we would of seen him running for his dear freedom.. Hitch hiking, I guess that is similar to coutch surfing , with the individuals I met. This world is a circus.

[FAWYful]

Oh my god I am dying. This is hilarious!

[colindrums19]

why are the americans not funny. 

[AmerikanPatriot]

How is it that we can send in gunships to shoot up Gaddafi, but we leave Assange luxuriating in his English mansion. The Obama regime suffers from severe disconnect.

[DrKrastapopolos]

@AmerikanPatriot @578mastin Why? 1) He is very good >:-P. 2) The US constitution was written by very clever people. Those people wrote it (very specifically) to protect people like julian assange from the scum who would consider such actions. You don't deserve freedom. Ungreatful prick.