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Uploaded by on Aug 21, 2009

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CONTEST HAS ENDED. sorrrrrieeee.
you guys can still enter for fun, and ill comment on your video and share some tips, etc. :) Thanks to everyone that entered.


HERE IS THE MONOLOGUE *****
Ma'am, I replaced the first burger free cause it "didn't taste right" to you. And the second burger cause you said it wasn't cooked enough. Now you're telling me that this burger is burnt?! You have got to be kidding me. Where do you think you are. This is McDonald's! We ain't serving no sirloin steak! $5.25 an hour and I gotta put up with the likes of you. I'll tell you what. Why don't you come back here, take my greasy apron and my stupid hat, and stand back here in 128 degree temperature and cook your own burger til you're satisfied. Oh, and hey, don't forgot you gotta smile nice for all the customers while you're sweating to death and the French Fry boys are whispering perverted jokes!! No? Doesn't sound like a good old time to you? Well then, I highly suggest you take that burger back to your little table, eat it, and think about how lucky you are that I didn't smush an apple pie in your face. Have I made myself clear? Thank you. Have a nice day.


love you all.
xoxo.

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  • but selena gomez said sorry on disney when she audition

  • so?

    selena isnt the most amazing actress in the world and she doesnt resemble the right thing to do.

    just because you say sorry, doesnt mean they wont pick you. just avoid it.

  • do you know any auditions on in ireland? if so please reply!!!!!!!! thank you . !!!!!!!!!!

  • im not sure.. you would have to google that.

    i dont think there is much of an entertaiment industry in ireland

  • did you make this monologue?

    i love it

  • ahaha no i just find it on google

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  • Your really give great advice to becoming an actor! Thanks!

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  • @thatsophiakid ya im from ireland too.. and im pretty sure there isnt! ima move when i finish school because acting is what i wanna do

  • I love that monologue I am gonna present that at acting school!!!!

  • I love your videos. Definitely subscribing. 

  • Useful to watch for beginners, she makes good points with a nice energy.

  • do you know if there are any acting schools near west virginia that you dont have to pay a fortune to go to, because i cant afford to go cross country just to pay thousands of dollars to go to school...well my parents cant...im 14 and im usually depressed..why you ask? because its my dream to be an actor..its all ive ever wanted... please help.. i also sing.

  • Yeah at Lea Michels audition the piano guy completely messed up and lea was just like that was the wrong song im starting over...look at her now!!!

  • omg thankyou, i have an audition tomorrow for disney.. The bad thing is they give me a script when i get there so i have no idea what the script is about

  • @Kathylovestar If they get you auditions they're good, if they don't then they aren't.

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