Vampire's Kiss - "I'm a Vampire!"
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@bobbobertson69 who knows, but he is definitely immortal
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I didn't catch that, what are you?
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@DannyBeane Sad part being: It would probably work. If there's one thing people are afraid of more than anything in the world, it's crazy people.
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All ambulances should use this instead of the usual sirens.
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@DannyBeane You got that right!
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Is he a Vampire?
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cool story bro.
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I like the part where he yells "I'm a vampire!"
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Nic hates papayas.
I'M A BAD 'PAYA
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He speaks the truth!
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At least he doesn't sprakle :/
Vampirekingist 4 months ago 104
In the event that someone tries to rob, rape, or other wise do harm to me, this is my planned escape response. I call it the Nicholas Cage maneuver
DannyBeane 2 months ago 61