Steven Wright: best use of 49 seconds
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Uploaded by punchlinemagazine on May 26, 2009
a clip from the re-release of Steven Wright's first HBO special. Out June, 2009.
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@SlapstickCoyote Way to go. Do yourself a favor and don`t talk to anybody for a week, see how happy will everybody be around you, you shallow superficial brain dead moron. Go watch Dane Cook, he`s buffed and clean, maybe you`ll suck his dick while you`re there.
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@pciochetto Oh yes, because when a person makes a stupid comment, it follows that they must never have ever gotten laid. It might just be that you don't understand what Darwin said, and that's why you think he was wrong. Hint: he wasn't.
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he forgot the employers punch line, "do you have lights in your mother's basement?"
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Reading some of these comments helps me disprove Darwin every day. Also so does the whole concept of humor.
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@leirgauk Actually, you'll need infinite energy just to hit speed of light. Infinite energy, as a matter of reference, is greater than ALL THE THINGS converted into energy. Then, yeah, you'd be in total vacuum at speed of light, having fun weighing infinite kilograms. So long for weight watchers. And then you'd come back on earth just in time for the funeral of your grand-grand-grand-children, if you find how out to steer in total vaccum soon enough.
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@SlapstickCoyote mess up your hair you puppet!
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@foogaza In theoretical physics, who says nothing can move 150 million miles per second? In a total vacuum, what's stoppin' ya?
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@Ikebald Learn relative physics? Firstly, you mean special relativity. Relative physics has nothing to do with objects moving at high velocities. Secondly, the speed of light, in a vacuum, is 299 792 458 m / s. Hence, nothing can move 150 million miles per second. If you're going to be condescending, do a better job.
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HAHA
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comb your hair freak
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You morons realize this is a stand up comedian correct? Why don't you go to college and take a theoretical physics class or something.
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@CiaranMcGarry1 You're about 30 years late to the party. He's supposed to speak in a dry monotone.
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