"My Scene is a Hot Mess" by Matt Gurley-----+(ORIGINAL)+-----

I wrote this in response to an amazing website my friend Aaron Aldridge hooked me up with called "Your Scene Sucks"...it has awesome, hilarious breakdowns of some of the most ridiculous looks and trends that have come about in the last few years...I created this goofy, synth-pop wig-out as a tribute to scene whores everywhere...

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my scene is a hot mess in a pink dress
it's the best; everybody shake your fake breasts
your scene is an old whore on a dirt floor
such a bore; let's toss 'er out the back door

jeans...tops...excellent shoes
jeans...tops...excellent shoes

my scene is a hot mess in a pink dress
it's the best; everybody shake your fake breasts
your scene is an old whore on a dirt floor
such a bore; let's toss 'er out the back door

smoke...lights...Gaga fever
smoke...lights...Gaga fever

my scene is a hot mess in a pink dress
it's the best; everybody shake your fake breasts
your scene is an old whore on a dirt floor
such a bore; let's toss 'er out the back door

(alright, boyz...let's show 'em how we
do it in our scene...yeah)

LOL...ROFL...LMAO...OMG!!
LOL...ROFL...LMAO...OMG!!
LOL...ROFL...LMAO...OMG!!
LOL...ROFL...LMAO...OMG!!

my scene is a hot mess in a pink dress
it's the best; everybody shake your fake breasts
your scene is an old whore on a dirt floor
such a bore; let's toss 'er out the back door
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[Brem101]

love the accent. still waitin' for that new Young Ca$h Money Grip joint to drop. shit is HYYYYPE!!

[OddityDK]

Great as usual :)

[xxxxjoejoexxxx]

This is awesome. Just to let you know. I loved it!