Pizza Face (Lady Gaga Parody)

Parody of Lady Gaga's Poker Face:
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I want a large supreme with extra sausage please
Hold the onions, pan base, stuffed crust, baby stay with me
Garlic bread and drinks just put it on his Mastercard
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh - I'll keep it hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh - I'll keep it hot, show him what I've got

Can't feed my, can't feed me, no he can't feed my pizza face - She wants no pepperoni
Can't feed my, can't feed me, no he can't feed my pizza face - She wants no pepperoni
P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face
P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face

I wanna roll the dough and spread it evenly
A little mozzarella's fun when you're with me
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's crust if it's not stuffed it isn't fun

Oh, oh, oh - I'll keep it hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh - I'll keep it hot, show him what I've got

Can't feed my, can't feed me, no he can't feed my pizza face - She wants no pepperoni
Can't feed my, can't feed me, no he can't feed my pizza face - She wants no pepperoni
P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face
P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cause I'm bluffin
With my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love glue gunning
Just like a chick at the buffet I'll take your slice before I pay you
Now I promise this promise this
Check these toppings, they're marvellous

[chorus to end]

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