Voltaire - Cantina with lyrics

this is voltaire - cantina. please comment and rate, if u like it...i'm sorry for the ending.
i own nothing.
here are the LYRICS:


Well, I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
Well then I saw that there cantina
I'll go in for an Orangina
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?

Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
Seems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen

I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!

I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
I woke up next to Chewbacca
I was smeared in Wookie caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!

Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini

I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!

Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
I said 'Sorry.'
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
And then some old dude who taught Vader
Chopped his arm off with a sabre
That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww

I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
But then my hope faded away,
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper

I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
Which is why I still go there every week!

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Tags:

• voltaire
• cantina
• lyrics
• ooky
• spooky

[greeina]

This sounds so country, not like Voltaire. It is still good though.

Ps. Where can I find the picture at 5:27?

Good video!

[PunkiiiGirliii]

i got all these pictures from Google Images.

[thenewzero123]

My inner child!

...

Epic win. Hilariously disturbing.

[DeadEndProductionss]

Disturbing but hilarious, good old volitaire!

[linkfan9a9]

4:36 He has this evil smile saying, "Yeah,I just fucking ruined your childhood."

Win

[HikariHellion]

Disturbing...nightmarish...fun­ny....

Gawd I've been scarred for life....

[magpiedragon127]

I'm beginning to think a 14 year old like myself shouldn't be listening to this.

[TrainHeartnet91]

this song is so disdurbing it gives me goosebumps but it still is hillarouis that i need to laugh my ass off XD

[mrsuperkemp]

im willing to bet anything that he was molested as a child :3

[SpasticEliteStudios]

@thenewzero123 *dying of laughter*

[Darkpup15]

@Brok3nVendetta it is on Ooky Spooky

[TheHeadrick13]

@dll0990 xD ahahahaha

[dll0990]

@TheHeadrick13 u damn Right 

[TheHeadrick13]

@dll0990 You canadian, bro? lmfao I dunno a black person who grew up in the boonies.