Bird Steals Bag of Chips

A seagull in Marinette , WI has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store.

The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

On ce outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Marinette , WI , and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

The Manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny . However, the Manager did say, 'This is Wisconsin , and if that seagull starts to grab a 6-pac to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.'

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bird
• stealing
• doritoes
• doritos
• wisconsin
• store
• chips
• theft
• shoplifting

[Ayrshirenutter]

what a load of shite,this isn't in fuckin USA,the shop is in aberdeen scotland ya fuckwit.

here's the original news story

watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0

[pasjasmine]

does it really matter where it happened ??? I think we are losing sight of the matter its a seagull stealing a snack .. i like how he looks around making sure no one i looking 1st then uses his little legs for the get away

[DJKID777]

he did it like a boss

[tenderheart17]

@lewisisation

It depends what country you're in or from. They're usually called 'chips' in USA, and are generally referred to as 'chips' by Australians. Australian snackfood company 'Smiths', originally labelled their product as 'Smith's Crisps'...then changed the label to  'Smith's Chips'....and finally, just 'Smith's'.

[lewisisation]

They're called crisps, not chips

[Loksen]

67440 stolen snacks

[Nemesiism]

>I'm a bird

>I steal your chips

>idgaf

[thejonathan130]

WIN

[bradq]

funny. no matter where it happened. lol. tax free!

[Takemysoda]

RWJ...

[WolfGhost0]

Erm you have to pay for that u know :) LoL ...

[swekangaroo]

I see the the London riots and robbery are getting worse and worse... ;)