Talk to me.

Song by Stephen Lynch.

Lyrics:

I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could cry
I tried so hard, but wasn't able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face...

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
it wasnt my fault and it wouldnt be so bad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
Talk to me dad

no i didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
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No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said "could you close the door, I really wanna finish."
Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it,well I was really cranking it
Well please come down and dont get mad
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Now dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been...
Just because it was your bed, it's not that...
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad
talk to me dad

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• stephen
• lynch
• steven
• parody
• chubby
• brown
• pranks
• funny

[strarwarsfreak101]

11th!:) Nice! I love this song, one of my favorite songs from him!

[CaliSkaterChick]

2:29 a guy in the backround sounds like seth rogan laughing

[xniteshadowx23]

lol nice my friend sings this all the time.

[Dragonianfire]

OMG!! It's the version i had on my old old computer which i can't find anymore T_T

Forgot how much i love this song x3

[sgtbell4287]

its a random piece changes in all mixes

[worldcarrier]

What does he say from 2:23 on?

It's not in the lyrics...

[Necromancer134]

Just cuz it was your bed its not that bab HAHAHAHH talk to me dad Lol

[outnboutman18]

no i didnt here you enter, no i didnt here the door, with my hands upon my member and my pants upon the floor

[ivorytoshirou92]

lol i love this

[misskikibabii2008]

hahaha =D