Sick On New Year's Eve

Semi-delirious sinus-infected New Year's song.

Thanks so much to all who voted in Lisanova. I can't tell you how much I appreciate the support although I didn't win (despite my heartfelt and humorous call to charitable arms a bunch of silly boys are going to spend the money on Xboxes... but alas...)

All my best to you and yours. Keep me posted on everything you're excited/wondering about and let's make this year a remarkable one.

xo
H


Ball just dropped and its another year
but while the champagne corks are poppin Ill be sittin here
nursing cherry Nyquil and hot tea
cuz Im sick on new years eve


So no celebration, confetti and cocaine
My fevers up, I just threw up, and it wasnt from champagne
A million obnoxious facebook albums will remind me what I miss
While I sit here with a fever in a stupor on another year when I dont get a new years eve
kiss.

So no drunken revelry for me
No crowded sweaty bars
No awkward midnight making out in strangers cars
No fancy sequin parties filled with people who I hate
No stupid endless fretting over new years eve date
No screaming sheep-like morons who gather in times square
No overpriced martinis or vomit in my hair
Well, maybe still some vomit but now at least Ill know how it got there

Not like that time in highschool when I woke up in New Jersey wearing a Mickey Mouse costume.

Not like that time when I went to times square and I lost my cell phone and I got stepped on by one of those policeman horses... and I broke 3 toe bones. Happy new year to me.

Not like that time that I woke up in a bathtub without a kidney. Party foul. I mean, just ask next time.

That time that I killed a hobo... oh no... you guys wouldn't tell right? (that was a secret.)

*disastrous lighting disaster*

Ball just dropped and it's another year, but while the champagne corks are poppin' I'll be sitting here. But as I reminisce I realize now I know what to do with my New Year's Eve kiss.

*terrified glare to signify kleenex conspiracy.*

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• acoustic
• eve
• Friedman
• Hannah
• new
• sick
• sinus
• song
• WritingHannah
• year's
• lisanova
• holiday
• everything
• sucks

[mchemidlin]

you should come back because you are AMAZING

:) i subscribed, hopefully i will see new videos soon ;D

[MrSmiles51]

I subscribed....... but maybe too late

[G00NanG0BBliN]

this is funnayy

[appeasedsouls]

You are really talented!!

[chiyerano]

Happy New Year to you also!

[WritingHannah]

No worries! I queen of love you!

[yankeegirl4life26]

but you know, without the typo.

*kind

[yankeegirl4life26]

I king of love you

[MrXfilespoker]

nice

[Jamesthegod6]

I've been sick on the eve of my birthday 2 times in a row