You used to be hot!

This is one of my (many) classical embarrassing moments at a major TV network.
Follow me on twitter:
http://twitter.com/chadisms

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• You
• used
• to
• be
• hot!

[bearshaman0]

i was 13 and at a pool party. my girl friend was standing next to me with her back turned to me with a bikini on. there was a string kind of hanging off of one of the hems, so i thought id be helpful and grab a hold of it and give it a tug and yank it off....so i yank it and much to our surprise i yank a tampon right out of her....

[Chadisms]

bearshaman0,

Nooooooooo! You're messing around. That's the worst yet.

[redcobra59]

Last year in 10th grade my phone rang and i didnt know my ringtone was "Your Pussy is wet! Your Pussy is wet! Your Pussy is wet! Your Pussy is wet! !

Everyone laughed and i got 3 days of house suspension.

[mywingsareyours]

you would be such an awesome voice actor..

[EBOWARRIOR]

I used to have a dumb saying which was "Get your fanny out" and i used to say it a lot like an idiot, one day i got a promotion at work so i sent a text to a few of my friends telling them about it and i ended the text with "so bitches now get your fannies out" unfortunately before i sent it out i was on such a cloud nine moment i also added my mothers and sisters names to the send list without thinking about the last comment. In the UK fanny is Vagina.

[JustSmexy]

@coolstreetman I call bullshit! or if that was real my deepest regards

[TaylorLautnerECLIPSE]

@bearshaman0 OMG that is very disterbing! y were u reacging down there anyway???

[fatsotomuscles]

That's a great story.

[necko115]

@bigsteve532 im a guy

[bibbeny]

@KozmoKiller that was priceless

[bibbeny]

We all used to be hot. I took old shirtless pictures of me all fit and cut, body oiled and shining in the sun to work. I was telling everyone that I was going to get back in shape. No one belived that it was me, 70lbs lighter and 12 years earlier.

[KozmoKiller]

My most embaresing moment is when I was talking to the CEO of our company and he was teling me that I should dumb down the way I say things to make it easier for people to understand and then with out even thinking the first thing out of my mouth was "You mean like the way I talk to you?"

[crossrelic]

Wahaha xD Read it again when I received your reply, made me laugh again :P