The Virgin Promise

Bondage! S & M! Al-Qaeda!?!?!?!

Remember that virgin obsessed suicide bomber, affectionately known as Jihad Joe? His beliefs caused him to blow himself to pieces in the promise of many virgins in the afterlife. But where is the proof for such a cause? A cause where men willingly give their lives without question to their faith...

Who's to say they don't die and end up with something much, much more than they bargained for - say an S & M dominatrix torturing them in eternal purgatory!?!? Deep, deep down inside the damp and dank Tora Bora cave systems of Afghanistan, we stumble across a shocking discovery. Maybe Al-Qaeda and related extremist terrorist friends will think twice once they've seen this...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• virgin
• dominatrix
• terrorist
• suicide
• bomber
• bondage
• s&m
• sadomasochism
• terrorism
• afghanistan
• tora
• bora
• caves
• allah
• al-qaeda
• kinky
• jesus
• bomb
• explosion
• dirty
• camel

[freddy1427elmst]

@MrSoiljaBoy Well i mean seriously, who the hell would make up such a preposterous story about dying and getting a load of virgins to play with, this scenario in the video is just as likely!

[MrSoiljaBoy]

HAHAHAHA so hilarious lol lol

[freddy1427elmst]

@zinnyBronx Crazy people watch these kinda things!!! :0)

[zinnyBronx]

crazy people!!!!!!

[freddy1427elmst]

@Remus0387 Some sick individuals may get a fat over it though. But in all seriousness, all religions are just as silly to me. It just so happens that one of our clowns looks like a terrorist and hence this video was born!

[Remus0387]

Hopefully no one gets a fatwa over this.