We MaY Not Be Vampires

Samuel's Tempo group sings "We May Not Be Vampires." (Lyrics below)

Lyrics: Would you find us more charming if our auras were dark and brooding? Would you find us more handsome if we had pointy teeth protruding?
We don't pine for platelets, we think that's a plus, yes your jugulars are safe with us. We may not be vampires, which makes us feel bad now and then. We may not be vampires, but we're still men.

All those scenes in the movies and novels you've been reading make vampires seem awesome. But it's all just a bit misleading.
They aren't all that special, with all due respect, they can be a royal pain in the neck.

We may not be vampires. Oh, when will this craze ever end? We may not be vampires, but we're still men.

We don't have issues with the sunlight. We don't need 90 SPF. And we won't run away if we detect, a hint of garlic on your breath.

Must you hold it against us that we don't act like Nosferatus. When your dreaming of romance, have you thought of us? Well, you ought to.
We don't turn to bats when we take to the skies. We're just humans but we're still awesome guys.

We may not be vampires. We rarely stay out after ten. We may not be vampires, but we're still men.
We're still men.

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