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Published on Jan 29, 2013

Mrs. Webb: Comment-Land? There's no such place.

Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady, but...

Mrs. Webb: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography!

Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Internet Commenters were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A First!-doodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the First!-doodles, and Troll-swogglers, and Pun-wangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."

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  • bcknights666

    Ladies and gentlemen, now we are going on a big little voyage, by rocket belt.

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  • Rulerofwax24

    A whole novel should be written based off of these descriptions.

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  • Zack Halverson

    NOTICE HOW THE IMACS IN THE BACK WERE MAJORLY UPGRADED

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  • FutureDeus

    you lied, its 91 seconds :P (just a joke, no bashing pls XD)

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  • Brenty108

    like the show LOST made any sense.

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  • Nick Hunter

    He's a chump, or sutin. They should hire Jerry Baboonas

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  • inkirby

    THOSE background computers...

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  • SuaveLlaveBlog

    that french speaking just turned me on.

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  • svluep

    Your French sucks my friend

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  • MagikShotty

    If you can even call that french, yes.

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    in reply to uqup (Show the comment)
  • ADLMDZFFR

    Mmmmm 500px.

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  • uqup

    Omg was that actually french

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