Best & Worst Pick-Up Lines - College Magazine
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whats got 84 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk??? my zipper!!!
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Nobody does this better than Weird Al:
-I don't have a library card...
But do you mind if I check you out?
-Girl, you smell like Fritos...
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
-You must have fallen from heaven...
That would explain how you messed up your face
-I hope I'm not being forward...
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
:)
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I think these guys are missing the point of pick up lines. They aren't actually to get a stranger to go out with you they are what you say to your friend or the person who's already going out with you just to goof around.
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THis woman dumb as hell talkin about "These lines never work".
Only young ppl and college kids use lines like this just to have fun. They're funny!!
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"YES, fuck just..." LOL
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i bet you if Zyzz said that to her she'd drop dead
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"Let's not turn this rape... into a murder."
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@cheezbawl2003 LOL I love that fucker xD
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"hmmm... Am I drunk?"
ROFL'ed xD
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"Are you a chicken Farmer, cos you can sure raise a cock!"
"How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Scotsman707 2 months ago 101
Why would I want to go to heaven when my angel is here on earth?
Clanki 2 months ago 25