Frustration and Accidental Awkwardness

In which Lindsey expresses the heart-falling-out-of-butt feeling of NOT getting "The Fault in Our Stars" when she expected to, doesn't whip a tampon out of her bag in the middle of class when she spills coffee, and thinks about her roommate before she goes to sleep.

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[mychairmadeafartnois]

Literally (yes I do mean literally) laughed out loud. Thank you.

awkwardness: I can eat a lot of my favourite food, and almost every time someone thinks they can eat more of that food than I can, when I was already intending to eat lots, I say "I could eat you under the table", which of course is me trying to alter the phrase "I bet I could drink you under the table", but it comes out as some weird offer of a sexual favour. Oh well.

[LindseytheNerdiest]

@mychairmadeafartnois Such is life. Hahahahaha.

[iliveonplanetspace]

"It's easier when I do it with children."

There's a very normal explanation to this sentence.

[LindseytheNerdiest]

@iliveonplanetspace Hahahahaha. Nice!

[hindue]

please look AT THE CAMERA!

[LindseytheNerdiest]

@hindue I AM looking at the camera...

[KendriiSaysHello]

"Happy Birthday!"

"You too!"

[doyoulispilisp]

I am constantly setting myself up for (or walking into) dirty jokes, then when everone laughs, I'm still standing there like, "What? Why was that funny?" and then I get it...I probably just said that I like sleeping with hookers too. lol

[guitargrrl100]

@sesshypuppysbff I feel your pain. I'm forced to go through life the same way.

[EmpressofCornwall]

Lindsey what charming videos posts you make...Delightful!

[TPRJones]

Lindsey, clearly you are one hoopy frood who knows where her towel is. Good on ya!

[MissNaecuve]

These two people were in an argument in my teacher's classroom. Now, my teacher had an adamant "No food" rule, but because she was pregnant she would be eating all the time. The two people were arguing about someone eating food. The someone was the girl in the argument, but I was busy reading and didn't catch all of the conversation, so I thought they were talking about the teacher. After a little while, I got frustrated with the guy and looked up at him.

"She's pregnant, you ass."

[sesshypuppysbff]

I have spent the majority of my life silently ridiculed for my constant bouts of accidental awkwardness. I am not immune to the embarrassment. I blush bright red and stumble over my words trying to explain what I meant to say, and then they laugh at me. Awkwardness sucks.

[DislecsikGlych]

Pretty much the majority of my life is accidentally awkward, as such I have become immune to trivial things like embarisment and have instead become an overly happy person. I will often burst out into hysterics while looking at the faces of other people as they watch me being weird or awkward. In my eyes a situation is only awkward if you make it awkward, the rest of the time it's just funny.

[DeezyWheezy]

@MCheekyBrunette =D its something i only just noticed myself...