Christmas Is Canceled (Original Song)

Verse #1

I'm canceling Christmas
An I'm here to tell you why
It started one summer night
In the heat of July
I was tending my reindeer
Chillin with my homies
Making some toys
For all you little chronies
Walked in my house
When I heard sucha clatter
So I moved my fat ass to see what was the matter
Right away man I knew something was funny
And thats when I caught her
Sleeping with the Easter Bunny
I loved her man
She was my one and only honey
Then she cheated on me
With fuckin Bugs Bunny
So I grabbed my shotgun
And I loaded it too
Then later that night we ate rabbit stew
Now I'm trading my reindeer
For a couple of pitbulls
And using my dollars
For a couple of tit shows
Playin with my puppies teachin them how to sit
So when their trained and ready
Ima challenge Michael Vick


Verse #2


She used to like hot chocolate and snowmen
Turns out sometimes she also likes to blow men
Happyness for me is truely wealth
Happyness for her is fuckin Buddy the Elf
But I'm Saint Nick man
You know how it goes
I'll bounce back I'm notorious with hoes
On Donner on Dasher
On Commit and Blitzen
Got me some reefer
And now I'm straight blitzen
I'm starting to feel crazy she was my baby
Got a new meaning for sleigh
And its for you my lady
Abominal Snowman
Will eat her alive
And I'll laugh for days as all the children cry
So there you have it
No holiday this year
Instead of milk and cookies
Ima drink a good beer
Don't worry kids
Cause when things get hairy
Old Saint Nick
Will just fuck the Tooth Fairy

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[StaceyDD34]

bwahaha Santa turns into a crack head

[snackpitts2]

dis is one of the funneist videos I've seen in awhile xd

[drywetchair6]

subbed

[xANGELx0FxT3RR0Rx]

wonderful

[offerscenter]

AWESOME

[PointlessProduction6]

I look forward to your videos :3

[VibEGamingOfficial]

awesome. this vid is incredible

[Music27581]

Niceeeeeeee.

[drywetchair2]

no its over! I want more!!!

[howdoyou360]

sweetness