Vocal Bandits - Prank Call #2: Beat Feast Pizza - Dean

Concept:
Ring Domino's pizza and order a meat feast pizza, ask what toppings it comes with and then complain about them. Ask the General assistant if he can put some extra toppings on that may be considered a delicacy in some countries. Food with rhythm! Drop a beat when the assistant asks what toppings. Warning: results may vary!

Scores:
Concept: 3/5
Comedy: 4/5
Success: 4/5
Time: 1:23 - 1/5
Laughter Resistance: 5/5
Total Score: 17/25

Prankster:
Dean

Accent:
Bristolian

Transcript:

Pog: Ok, so we have decided to wind up Domino's Pizza today. Uh, my friend here: Dean, is going to order a meat feast, with a bit of beat box. So uh, let's see how it goes. You ready?

Dean: Yeah.

Pog: Got the number typed out already so, go.

Victim: Domino's Pizza

Dean: Hello are you still delivering?

Victim: Uh we are yeah.

Dean: Um, Could I have a meat feast pizza please?

Victim: Yeah, 2 secs, Uh...

Dean: What sort of toppings do you do on there sorry?

Victim: Uh on the, on the meat feast?

Dean: Yeah, yeah.

Victim: It is, hold on I'll tell you now... There is Beef, ???, ???, ???, ??? with ham
Dean: *Cough* *splutter* *Cough* *splutter* *Cough* *splutter* *Cough* *splutter* Sorry mate, didn't hear that, can you do that again?

Victim: That's uh, beef, sausage, onions, mushrooms, pepperoni and ham.

Dean: Yeah, ok, um... Could I have any extras at all or is that more money again?

Victim: Um, no, y-you, you can have a couple I think. Um, what toppings is it... ???

Dean: Umm, w-what do you call it, a little dililililililililing. Umm, w-what do you call that? Uh...

Victim: Uh wha?

Dean: A bit *Beatboxes* any of that? you got any of that?

Victim: *Chuckles* No...

Dean: No?

Victim: No...

Dean: Um, what about a bit watch me wank *bites* any of that?

Victim: *Chuckles* No...

Dean: Umm, w-w-what sort of stuff can you uh, can you uh, abbreviate on that at all?

Victim: Ay?

Dean: Can you abbreviate on any of that at all? got anything?

Victim: No...

Dean: Just go through the list... Please...

Victim: No 'Cuz it's, it's not a serious order is it...

Dean: Yeah, y-y-y-y-yeah *cough*

Victim: *hangs up*

Dean: What a prick...

Category:

Comedy

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