ARs: Woke Up Nude Again

The Alte Rockers: Purim 2009: Parody of The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

Woke Up Nude Again
We were drinking in the street,
Empty bottles at our feet
As we celebrated another Purimspiel.
When the haziness had cleared,
All my clothes had disappeared
And I was lying next to my automobile.

CHORUS:
I wish I had a robust constitution
I drank 'em down without any dilution
I smiled and grinned
And behaved like a clown,
I passed out on the ground and lay
Prone on the parkway
In the morning, to my dismay
I woke up nude again.

The Bar Mitzvah was a blast,
The service flew by fast,
And we gathered afterward to
Shmooze and kvell.
Just a little bit of wine
Had me floating on cloud nine,
And a bit more saw me
Dance au naturel. CHORUS

I'm usually drunk by the time I arrive
And in the buff by the time I revive
I get all upset and I try to deny
Though I know that the Polaroids
Never lie.

If you invite me to your wedding
4.

I should probably bring my bedding
Cause I'll probably be sleeping
On the dance floor.
I will toast the bride and groom
As I stagger round the room,
And tomorrow I'll have
Much to answer for. CHORUS

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• JRC
• Purim
• 2009
• ARs