Half-Life 2: Funny Voice Files For Female01 (Citizen) and Vortigaunt

-----Note: Most are only funny out of context of the game, and some are funnier in context with the rest in the video-----
Very very funny stuff. They are all in alphabetical order, and all the citizen files came from one folder, and all the vortigaunt files came from one folder. Most of it is just idle talk.
"Sometimes I dream of cheese..." lol

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[maxint33]

is that zoeys voice actor at the beginning

[Bryantn3]

@maxint33 I don't think so, but it might be.

[donaldlolwut]

The "We bake your weiners" is really "We beg, your welsh."

[Bryantn3]

@donaldlolwut It's actually "We beg your awareness." 

[GuitarGuru757]

DIBS ON THE SUIT!

[AmunRa1]

The Vort reminds me of this one guy I met in Jamaica who was high as fuck.

[11and15productions]

When this is all over. The first thin i'm gonna do...is mate! :D

[DewbieHaut]

ive played hl-2 countless times and some of these are new to me!!?

[AFriskyHobo]

Vort: "the freeman must move, the freeman must stand still" lmaooo xD

[01FNG]

GALAMBA GALILIMA 1:26

[MmZR3ACT1oNZ]

2:11 Freeman is a pervert?

[coolanthony57]

@GuitarGuru757 dibs on crowbar

[ARC07693]

LOL "Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

[WMan37]

Why does the female character say "I'm not a betting man, BUT the odds are not good" when she isn't even a man? Unless......OH GOD WHY *(Vomits)*

[PatoDuckAnatra]

Vortigaunt =  The Freeman is bla... bla... bla...

[SRMTHFGLover1]

Actical Bunch O.O?