You Never Want A Friend Like Me

After all them years stuck in the magic lamp it turns out that the Genie is an real ass hole...




LYRICS
Well Paris Hitlon sucked off forty dicks
Gary Glitttler was a paedophile
Your out of luck - i don't know shit
You'll be stuck in this cave for a while
You got a junkie in your corner now
I need heavy chairty from your sack
Can you spear some cash?, you'll get it back
See all i wanna do is buy some crack
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
I'll take the liberty?
Let me hold your wallet
and I.D
You don't ever want a friend like me
No no no

Kid I'm sure to disappoint
Cause I'm the devil you see!
So don't bother telling me what you want!
Cause you ain't getting nothing from me


Yes sir, we pride ourselves on conning
You're the chump
The mark, the bitch
Say no, I'll hit
It's mine! No shit!
Don't believe me just go ask Stitch

I want some of drug class "A"
oh, and all of drug class "B"
I'm in the mood to kill you dude
You don't ever wanna fuck with me

Do your friends take this?
Do your friends take that?
Do your friends pull this out your grandma's cat?
Can your friends go, oooh!
What have we here (Hey thats My Watch!)
Take a dump on your momma, here comes my shit,
Then make your mother disappear


So doncha sit there jack off, in my eye
Cause' no one here's gonna answer your prayers
You can try to escape, run and hide
but i'm the fucker who haunts your nightmares
I got a powerful urge not to help you out
So what-cha wish? I don't give a fuck!
I got a dick that's three miles long, watch out!
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and Oooh!

Mister Aladdin, sir, give me your virginity
Now suck my dick, you little prick
You don't ever want a friend, ever want a friend
You don't ever want a friend, ever want a friend
You don't ever want a friend like me
You don't ever want a friend like me, hah!

Written By The Philpott Bro's

(© Gulp Film Productions 2009)

gulpfilms.webs.com

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[bigdautorio]

This singer sounds like Dave Mustaine

[SuperLuigirules1]

@bigdautorio even more impressive when you contemplate the fact we're both from London. Thanks

[bigdautorio]

@SuperLuigirules1 I'm not from London, nor am I even in Europe

[SuperLuigirules1]

@bigdautorio I know your from the states. I just meant that Dave Mustaine has an American Accent and we have thick East London accents but put on all these different voices and accents when signing in our videos, I was saying thanks. ;)

[LegacyOfCharlie]

This is the most amazing song i have ever heard in my live ever, if i die and go to heaven this song would be my heaven. My ears are bleeding because it is so good. Everything moved in slow motion when i heard this song and i neally died of laughther and had to revived by medics because it was so funny. Best song EVER, you should be paid for this and be famous and rich. I love this song. This message was by in no way written and infulenced by The Philpott Bros.

[DRAGONPIECEZ]

dude...whenever they come out I'll be happy...either way, you guys are truly AMAZING...modern day davincis...this is pure art.

[WOLVENSCALES666]

omg your voice sucks you sound like yucko the clown

[SuperLuigirules1]

@eyewitnesslover7997 We have a Timon and Pumbaa themed one you might like :) But yeah course would love to do more Lion King ones, stay tuned pal

[theotherther1]

The Genie spent all that time in the lamp listening to 2 Live Crew.

[thegr8estone]

Where my Made fun of Verson of The World's Greatest Criminal Mind

[joyhorse13]

LOL you've done it again! good job

somehow, Genie's expression totally contrasts the lyrics of this song, making it all the funnier...