This is a nieghborly announcement to the residents of The Merrimack Valley and residents along the banks of the Merrimack River in zip areas 01810 and 01843. The Merrimack River Monster has been sighted. No confirmation by Fish and Game as of yet. No Public Announcement have been made by the local LPD. The Chief will however be available to single handedly capture the beast and transport it to the New England Aquarium should it make an appearance during the holiday festivities.
Have a safe Fourth of July.
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