Rap Battle: Islam vs. Christianity

World history project filmed and recorded in one weekend, produced in one sunday night, that's kind of why the quality isnt that great. Music of Jack Sparrow instrumental version.

Lyrics:

Young Muhammad needed change
So he became a prophet at an older age
Preaching the word of Allah, and changing peoples ways,
They started to understand polytheism is insane.

Well see your argument doesn't make sense,
Jesus is the savior and has been since.
Muhammad is all talk; he can't walk the walk,
Jesus heals the blind
And preached to all mankind!

You see we were more advanced in agriculture and trade,
While you were spiraling downhill and starting to fade,
We were spreading our religion far and wide,
While at the site of us you searched for a place to hide.

We boasted our dominance through the European Nations,
Crusaded against you and sent you back to your location,
Then the Turks came in on horseback,
Through eastern Iran and gave your people a heart attack.

We used the power of the Caliphate,
An office we established after Muhammad's fate,
We used it on the haters, so they would cooperate,
And it worked really great!

You have your stupid caliphate,
I disagree with it being really great,
We used the papacy,
And ruled through a version of democracy,
As our papacy grew,
The loyalty of our people did to,
Making us a powerful nation, and better than you!

[Chorus]
When Jesus came out
And Islam was about
There was a war
That opened a door
For people to choose
Based on their views
THIS IS THE BATTLE OF MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS


Well we don't care about your rules either
You should just step back and take a breather
Your 10 commandments are a joke
They were so weak that they broke
Our five pillars of Islam are super fly
If you don't listen, you might just cry

You state that your pillars are "super fly"
But it is a sin to lie,
Take your five pillars and multiply by 2
Then you reach the commandments which equals more than you.

What you forgot about?
The people of Africa didn't want us out
Many of them, decided to convert
While you were back in Europe, just kicking the dirt

What we really did, was make an effect
With the church of Rome, we took control
And eventually we became strong as a whole

With our mathematical brain power
You stood there and began to cower
We invented this thing called algebra
And you kids can't remember the formula

Well once we got a hold of Aristotle's texts
You couldn't comprehend what we did next
We translated them to our own language
Which sparked sciences and other changes


[Chorus}
When Jesus came out
And Islam was about
There was a war
That opened a door
For people to choose
Based on their views
THIS IS THE BATTLE OF MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS

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[WhiteBoysInDa907]

This video doesn't represent our views on either of the religions, it was a class project to make either a poem, rap, song or short story to show how each religion came to be and how they compared and contrasted. So next time before you comment @MrSUpish you should read the description. Keep watching and subscribe!

[WhiteBoysInDa907]

@beatzooseven7 We can see by your comment that your a well educated, literate person, with an extensive vocabulary. Thankyou for your comment, we will take it into consideration. Keep watching and subscribe!

[pokewiz309]

um....what the heck am i watching?!

[sportacos]

wtf i'm watching ?

not even close to rap

[lordrevan571]

@soyabrulzz ...Go die in a hole but before that...* Grammar*

[misskelly007]

you all get an f-

[theodortje]

what the fck r u doing srsly -.-?

first of all ur making a fool out of both the Islam and the Christians. wich is wrong

second of all what i heard there wasn't even close to a retarded monkey trying to rap.

and third plz fk urself?

[calebcarsonstudios]

@dokancool they are religions, not races,

[soyabrulzz]

soyabrulzz@hotmail.co.uk 

u fuckin ugly basterd this video can create jihad

[soyabrulzz]

oi u fuckin basterd dont take tha mick out of islam ok or we will fuckin kill u and ur mates sunava bitch theres no such religion called Christianity there is only Islam got it

[dokancool]

racist

[thekidfromalaska]

why is there so much hate? its only a school project.

[sanakiyamam1987]

I don`t care if people like those go to hell !!!!!

[sanakiyamam1987]

on drugs??? I Think yessssssssss